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# Mandrills...
...are by far my favourite type of simian.

Woo.
(CowInParachute, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# You don't see enough mandrills these days
Back in the 60s it was mandrills this and mandrills that, you couldn't fucking move for mandrills, but these days you're lucky to even hear the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# especially FREE ones, gimme gimme gimme
ive been wanting one for ages, but no cash :(
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)
# I don't have a mandrill
I wasn't even alive in the sixties
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)
# The sixties weren't all they were cracked up to be
The fucking mandrills had all the fun. Got the girls. Had the best cars. Allowed to stay out all night at "happenings". All we had were spangles and bloody hula hoops.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:59, archived)
# I should say so
I even had a mandrill-skin* coat

* not to be confused with a Mandelson, which comes from a different kind of ape altogether
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)