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(robotrobotROBOT, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)
# HE'S ON FECKING FIRE!!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)
# what did
his ring singed? knees up mother brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# My mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)
# no maggie may's
as maggie may's mother wants maggie may to marry me making me murderously miffed
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)
# You know it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Always
Finish a hot curry with an ice cream (Kulfi or whatever), that way when you a re dumping later and journeying through the ring of fire, you know when the trauma is over because of the cooling sensation!

Top tip
(Big Cheese, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)
# and keep some
bog roll in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Keep some dry ice on hand when going to the loo
(Azzek!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)
# He has an arse like a......
.....japanese flag/blood orange (delete as appropriate).
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:33, archived)