Very quick and nasty, but...
...it does explain that whole buttered side of the toast thing!

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AdrianJ,
Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:06,
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Yes.
Yes, it does.
Woo!
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Indole Ring,
Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:09,
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this I like
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:24,
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Of course...
This would explain why the stuff coming out of volcanoes is only slightly cooler than the jam inside a toasty from a breville sandwich maker.
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lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central,
Fri 29 Apr 2005, 13:10,
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Blatently robbed from Hitch-Hikkers GTTG series.
Except they used "Meringue (optional)" - still woo though.
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CPhoenix,
Fri 29 Apr 2005, 17:09,
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