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I'm sure toilet paper is not practical for most frogs. a) they live in ponds b) they would prefer a damp crack, surely !
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Fri 6 May 2005, 19:10,
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I'm sure toilet paper is not practical for most frogs. a) they live in ponds b) they would prefer a damp crack, surely !
Such beautiful
prose.
It's like a poem. Almost.
why would you consider a frog's state-of-crack?
Perhaps it's the moisture which the frog may lack?
To wipe the arse of a frog with a pad
Makes no sense to me now, I think you are mad
So go hang your head now,
hang it in shame
For that frog's arse-dryness,
It's you who'll be blamed
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Fri 6 May 2005, 19:17,
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It's like a poem. Almost.
why would you consider a frog's state-of-crack?
Perhaps it's the moisture which the frog may lack?
To wipe the arse of a frog with a pad
Makes no sense to me now, I think you are mad
So go hang your head now,
hang it in shame
For that frog's arse-dryness,
It's you who'll be blamed