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(I helped save b3ta! 33321 .................................................., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:03, archived)
# why can't kids use toilet paper but can use toilet paper sold by a fucking frog?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:04, archived)
# i can do it too with kandoo
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:05, archived)
# i
always found the tagline of 'royal botty wiper' to be distinctly worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:07, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS
welcome to the 21st century.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:08, archived)
# well,
it beats sandpaper anyday
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:08, archived)
# you're at halls in uni then?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# indeedy
but i buy cheap. more money for beertime
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Cheap loo paper carries the risk of AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:12, archived)
# i joke
i use puppies
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:13, archived)
# now...
...where the fuck's my flying car?
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# I parked it on a thin roof and it fell through
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:10, archived)
# disgraceful
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Real-ly.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Because it makes it FUN!
FUN WITH THE FROG!
(Smoking Joe, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# but we don't want people becoming anally fascinated
and fecally intrigued

so just use average shitting pads
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:11, archived)
# Oh...
/throws away Kandoo supply
/sulks
(Smoking Joe, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:16, archived)
# go
crazy with teh crazy (arse-wiping) frog! on teh j4m5t3r.c0.uk! 133t!
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Eh?
/confused
(Smoking Joe, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:17, archived)
# are
you confused about the crazy frog bit, or the fact that it's a fairly tenuous link?
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Oh i get it now
Me being very stupid today...
(Smoking Joe, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:25, archived)
#
fret not... i've had a pretty harsh day too, so slowness is on the books, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:27, archived)
# ribbit!
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I'm sure toilet paper is not practical for most frogs. a) they live in ponds b) they would prefer a damp crack, surely !
(I helped save b3ta! 33321 .................................................., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:10, archived)
# hahahaha
best laugh i've had all day
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:11, archived)
# why
would you consider a frog's desired state-of-crack?
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Such beautiful
prose.

It's like a poem. Almost.

why would you consider a frog's state-of-crack?
Perhaps it's the moisture which the frog may lack?
To wipe the arse of a frog with a pad
Makes no sense to me now, I think you are mad
So go hang your head now,
hang it in shame
For that frog's arse-dryness,
It's you who'll be blamed
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:17, archived)
# haha
not bad
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Edited
now for ADDED READABILITY!TM
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:20, archived)
#
/proud to have started this
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:19, archived)
# well then that's not prose, is it, motherfucker?
(schnurricane, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:21, archived)
# Gosh darn
it *shakes fist* Young whippersnapper!

Why, I oughta...

*goes away to think of things I oughta...*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Oh...
I thought the idea was to wipe using the frog.

My mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Does the frog
have a helmet and show off his bellend like our other froggy friend?
(Tetsuo, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Ooo!
Wish I had to go.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Bought the soundtrack to the film yesterday
The stephen Fry song at the end is great
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:12, archived)