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# hehe
FICTION: I starred in Ronnie Corbert's sitcom 'Sorry' as a dustman.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:35, archived)
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RUMOUR: Chickens are made of dust.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:37, archived)
# tut
get to popbitch with your nonsense you little squirt!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:40, archived)
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HEARSAY: are no more.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:42, archived)
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HERESY: Jesus was gay and liked little boys.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:57, archived)
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FACT: KFC Contains ash. 0.3% or something.

They used to have in in the nutritional information on the menu: Clicky doodle doo

They seem to have removed it since I last looked though....
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:44, archived)
# I still love you
the "chicken zinger burger" from Mars.

I did KFC drive through the other day but forgot to stop at the order place. Boy did I confuse them when I arrived at the collection point with no order :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:46, archived)
# You crazy fool
did you reverse back or have to go round again?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:59, archived)
# ADDITIONAL FICTION:
Lonnie Donnegan's old man wasn't a dustman at all. He was in fact the inventor of space.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:39, archived)