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[challenge entry] Stalin considered sending his propaganda artists to the gulag
as he condemned their latest work to the Kremlin vaults for all time.


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(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:27, archived)
# houpla!
that's the finest wooyay I believe I've ever seen.

FACT: Lunchtime meetings are VERY BORING.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:34, archived)
# hehe
FICTION: I starred in Ronnie Corbert's sitcom "Sorry" as a dustman.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:35, archived)
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RUMOUR: Chickens are made of dust.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:37, archived)
# tut
get to popbitch with your nonsense you little squirt!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:40, archived)
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HEARSAY: are no more.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:42, archived)
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HERESY: Jesus was gay and liked little boys.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:57, archived)
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FACT: KFC Contains ash. 0.3% or something.

They used to have in in the nutritional information on the menu: Clicky doodle doo

They seem to have removed it since I last looked though....
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:44, archived)
# I still love you
the "chicken zinger burger" from Mars.

I did KFC drive through the other day but forgot to stop at the order place. Boy did I confuse them when I arrived at the collection point with no order :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:46, archived)
# You crazy fool
did you reverse back or have to go round again?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:59, archived)
# ADDITIONAL FICTION:
Lonnie Donnegan's old man wasn't a dustman at all. He was in fact the inventor of space.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:39, archived)
# the eyebrow really makes it eh?
FACT: I have a note from my mum excusing me from meetings. I am allergic to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:37, archived)
# well
FACT: I'm not even at work today because I'm ill
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:40, archived)
# Moi
aussi
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 14:09, archived)
# *blush*
Did your meeting include sandwiches that looked better than they tasted? I've noticed that caterers never feel that they've put on a good spread unless there are some sandwiches that have vague white not-quite-cheese stuff in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:39, archived)
# Also
avoid those little puff pastry square things that look so tempting but are actually filled with what tastes like fag ash and sour milk.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:42, archived)
# Oh yes... avoid them
I think my ideal buffet would have cheese and tomato sandwiches, beer and crisps. Nothing else. No solidifed chicken foam shapes, gristle on a stick, funny smelling dips or sausage rolls that coat your mouth with lard.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:51, archived)
# Thats why I don't eat
anything made by Ginsters anymore, that foul lardy after taste you get.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:55, archived)
# yes
the white "not quite cheese" stuff turned out to be chicken in mayonnaise with roasted peppers, though, so they weren't too bad.

The avocado in the bacon and avocado ones was all mushy though. Bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 13:48, archived)
# USELESS TIDBIT:
The letters "B3TA" if read as cyrillic spell something like "VZTA".
The letters on the bottom of the image say "SLAVA".
Oh, and the picture is very funny, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Thu 7 Nov 2002, 14:15, archived)