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[challenge entry] Little did Dave realise
quite how much explaining he'd have to do about the bird he came back from the pub with...

From the Photoshop an Ostrich challenge. See all 585 entries (closed)

(MSPaintGuru, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:18, archived)
# that ostrich
is under-age.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:20, archived)
# actually scrolling back up overenthusiastically with my wheel button
i thought that was fuzzbuket's pic of me for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:22, archived)
# I've just spent
an inordinate amount of time grinnig at that post...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:23, archived)
# And that's a scientific fact.
There's no actual evidence for it, but it's a scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:22, archived)
# Oh god, now where the hell is that from.
It isn't that tiny program on Thursdays is it?
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:23, archived)
# That's not it,
but Look Around You is a fab show!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:24, archived)
# I believe
it's a Dubyaism...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:27, archived)
# Brass Eye
it was Dr Fox claiming that Crab DNA is the same as paedophile DNA. Now I remember it!

Woosome!!
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:29, archived)
# Wasn't
it just fab!?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:35, archived)
# "What do you mean...
you wouldn't with my kid?"

Hehehehehe!
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:38, archived)
# It was said prior
to his sickening rise - someone just as stupid tho'
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:31, archived)
# I'm not sure
but I think you may be questioning my authority.
Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:23, archived)
# I can't -
Your authority is all-encompassing - It must be to claim 100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:25, archived)
#
that's alright then

/threatening
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:33, archived)
# "that's our girl,
she's just right in there biting and she does this lip bite thing. She bites the other babies lips. She has these great false teeth we had them made for her so she'd look good in her photos."

(as i reached this, it all ties in so nicely... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:36, archived)
# Oooh
does it hurt when your eyes do that? ;-)

/coat! runs...
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:37, archived)
# "this is just another tawdry example of the prank generation"
"said the man responsible was probably an American. I felt myself wanting to agree with the first man. But actually agreeing with the second. Though I've absolutely no idea why.

Often at night I hear a crying sound coming out just below my nose."

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:23, archived)
# (these are all live quotes i'm hearing from blue jam, it's remarkable good b3ta browsing 'fodder' you know
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:24, archived)
# Hey Prof.
you're either worryingly poetic

or

you're quoting something at me?
Please explain for the hummusly challenged (i.e. ME!)
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:25, archived)
# .
Tx. will fire up my blue jamly thing now mr morris with the cock of christ.
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:26, archived)
# i'm poetic prophetic
and altogether wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:33, archived)
# but......
the gibbon dies, i don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 1:36, archived)