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[challenge entry] it is a little known fact
that ostriches exhibit many of the hunting patterns of successful salt water predators.


From the Photoshop an Ostrich challenge. See all 585 entries (closed)

(nevermind, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:11, archived)
# My analysis reveals that this post consists of:
40% of fact
20% of foxy temptress
5% of spong
10% of giant vase
20% of ostrich
5% of amputation
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100% of woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:15, archived)
# Wow!
210%
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:25, archived)
# tsk
back to gcse (or whatever you do over there) maths with you. Stand at the back of the class and see me after school.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:33, archived)
# What is it?
250? 300?
Oops - misread the 40 as a 50.. how drunken of me
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:36, archived)
# drunk?
on the lords day? at 4.15?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:39, archived)
# respect
is due!

[edit - for being drunk that is]
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Yup.
Jesus was a great boozer - all that wine!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 16:20, archived)
# I think christianity would be alot more popular
if boozing was considered a valid way to worship god.
Fuzzbucket for pope!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 16:34, archived)
# Or perhaps
there could be a new religion wihtout a history of genocide and abuse. Oh, and with drinking! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 16:36, archived)
# it's 100% you furry big weasel!
are you insisting that she should have written 05% instead of 5%?
or do you just need glasses? or less beer? or more?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Including
the 100% of woo?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 16:19, archived)
# that's a bit harsh!
She already only had one arm and one leg!

I suppose there'd be no 'arm in it if she gets attacked again...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:23, archived)
# that's
what you get for dozing by ostrich-infested waters
(nevermind, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:25, archived)
# I know that guy behind her
his names urn.
(bean flika, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:27, archived)