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# My analysis reveals that this post consists of:
40% of fact
20% of foxy temptress
5% of spong
10% of giant vase
20% of ostrich
5% of amputation
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100% of woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:15, archived)
# Wow!
210%
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:25, archived)
# tsk
back to gcse (or whatever you do over there) maths with you. Stand at the back of the class and see me after school.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:33, archived)
# What is it?
250? 300?
Oops - misread the 40 as a 50.. how drunken of me
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:36, archived)
# drunk?
on the lords day? at 4.15?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:39, archived)
# respect
is due!

[edit - for being drunk that is]
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Yup.
Jesus was a great boozer - all that wine!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 16:20, archived)
# I think christianity would be alot more popular
if boozing was considered a valid way to worship god.
Fuzzbucket for pope!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 16:34, archived)
# Or perhaps
there could be a new religion wihtout a history of genocide and abuse. Oh, and with drinking! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 16:36, archived)
# it's 100% you furry big weasel!
are you insisting that she should have written 05% instead of 5%?
or do you just need glasses? or less beer? or more?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Including
the 100% of woo?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 10 Nov 2002, 16:19, archived)