That was new years eve in 1974I remember at that party Teh Doc wouldn't allow anyone to wear a watch or bring a clock into the grounds of his mansion... he claimed that he was so atuned to the vibrations of the Universe that he KNEW exactly when it was midnight and he would let us all know... and boy did he let us know. The centre piece of the party was a studded giraffe which he had had fitted with an indistrial strength whipped cream dispencer. He had the cream laced with opium and didn't tell anyone. Sometime late into the night he filled three hedgehogs with vodka and absinth. Many years later, while reliving the old days with me, I asked if he regretted anything. 'The irony is,' Teh doc told me sometime later 'I probably got more than I remember, because I was having so many blackouts...'
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Jun 2005, 15:18,
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Arf!I wondered why my ears were burning...
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Mon 6 Jun 2005, 15:21,
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