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# My favourite line:
'The beanstalk has been taken away by the Health and Safety Executive to be inspected'

chortle
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:04, archived)
# It was the mental image that did it for me.
Do you reckon there was much flailing before impact?
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:05, archived)
# It's a lovely thought isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:07, archived)
# I was imagining the noise she made, sorta 'Hoooo!' in a scots accent.
Im always slightly unerved by the Krankies, once I knew that they actually 'do it' with each other.
Once you've imagined that, it's an image that's hard to lose...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:09, archived)
# /me wonders if she still wears that uniform during 'the act'
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# you need to ask?
of course she does.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:58, archived)
# "one night, in the Tough's bedroom...."
"You know, I think we could clean this up a bit and make an act out of it...."
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# Are you saying that
they made a career, on kids tv, out of their own sick and depraved fetishes?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:17, archived)
# Thanks for that explanation,
do you work for Fox Comedy?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:22, archived)
# she's also about 60
and plays a teenage boy.

sooo wroooong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# ...yet so right.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)