pfft
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:08,
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McGyver was coolhe could make Semtex with just chewing gum and earwax.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:11,
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but can he touch his elbows behind his back?or lick his elbow?
Hmmm!?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:13,
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Hmmm!?
McGyverdidn't need to lick his own elbows he had minnions to settle all his elbow licking desires.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:15,
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the smug git...here i am having to lick my own elbows while he has a harem to do it for him.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:17,
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That's because you can't makeincredible stuff out of basic useless junk. Like the time he made a Time Machine only using a McDonalds Quarter Pounder box and some graphite scrapped from the heal of a Yeti he had killed using a lazer he had contructed out of Lego and soap powder.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:19,
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