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# Your
skirt appears to be tucked into your underwear, me dear. Would you like me to remove it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:31, archived)
# perv
let me instead
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:32, archived)
# her skirt or her underwear?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Hmm, "both" is an option

Yay for drunkiness!
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Both?
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# this happened last night
and one of those community support officers came over and had a quite word - they didnt find it as funny as i did...wow - i can still type! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# did they help you
with your skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# they sure did
but ive been back already an they were all scowling at me, which i wasnt very happy about...but then i went and got a drink and all was well once again!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Good old drink
is there anything it can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:48, archived)
# hug me
*sobs*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:52, archived)
# You have issues
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Poor tea
have a vodka on me
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)
# YES
sober you up
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:52, archived)