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# Have an old
but fluffy one, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# and god said unto him
"have this really fucking tall penguin"

and the people saw that it was good..
from b3ta with love
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# but a pain in the arse if it sat in front of you at the cinema
nothing to do with how tall it is, it just always drops its popcorn
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# tell me about it
note to all b3tans:
NEVER TAKE SEABIRDS TO THE CINEMA THEY ARE CUNTS!
don't look at me!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# fucking hell
Laughing like a loon after that one
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# haha!
rah!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:59, archived)