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# ken dodd's dad's dog's dead
(, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
# I'm gunna try and say that in te pub later/
Should be fun. P.S. Wig-wam for a mustard mill, bargin
(, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:17, archived)
# the sixth shiek's sixth sheep's sick
I can't even say that one sober
(, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# the leith police dismisseth us
(, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch
(, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers son
I'm only plucking pheasants
til the pheasant plucker comes
(, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# I'm not a pleasant fucker
what a coincidence
(, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# I can't even read it sober
Yay for your ability to type it
(, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# how (terrier)ble
was it a long illness or was he taken suddenly?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
# it was drawn out - to start with
they had to amputae one leg, then another. At the end the poor thing only had one pyrenees.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)