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# I bet you watch it all the time
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# my English apparently isn`t good enough to watch a local London TV channel, because I can`t understand a word of it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:25, archived)
# doesn't it have
subtitles?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:25, archived)
# dunno.. can`t get subtitles on NTL where we are
it`s some sick mish mash of digital and non-digital - it`s comes down a digital line but we can`t get interactive, and that includes subtitles

besides, it`s a load of old wank.. I`d rather watch QVC than a camcorder documentary made by 10 school kids on how "is da culcha to carry da gon in da streets innit"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Maybe you should lean the local language
by watching more "is da culcha innit" urban hip hop chip shop bling bling chav shit

It's da bom, INNIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# You might need Burger Breath to give you some
"Laudan Language Lessons"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# he does need to learn to talk proper
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# says the "Cor blimey Mary Poppins! Apples and pears? GERRORF ME BARRAH!" man
:p


.. plus you look like Tony Blackburn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# calm down
put your riverdance dvd on, and relax
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# wrong country mate

*puts on Ian Paisley`s Greatest Hits*


NO NO! NO-NO NO NO!
NO-NO NO NO!
NO-NO THERE`S NO.... SURRENDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4774777
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:38, archived)
# you should rent a trained monkey
and see if he`s any good...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:41, archived)