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What the Hell IS turkey ham anyway?
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turkeyham, is turkey that has been flavoured and dyed to be ham
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:17,
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So it's like rasberry flavoured plum jam then. Cheaper but made to look like something more expensive.
Buy a wagon wheel and read the ingredients if you don't believe me
Edit: so what is chicken-fried steak then?
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:20,
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Buy a wagon wheel and read the ingredients if you don't believe me
Edit: so what is chicken-fried steak then?
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You should never read the ingredients on anything - it can only lead to terror and emotional pain!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:25,
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i'll let my taste buds decide if they like it, like they decided i should never eat dogs eggs again no matter how fresh they are
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:27,
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it's a steak fried by a chicken
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:25,
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fryer and damned hosting site is stuffed!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:47,
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woo for your fine image
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:18,
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we currently have Persian, some weird Indian thing with dramatic music and dodgy Bohemian Rhapsody special effects, and "is da culcha innit" urban hip hop chip shop bling bling chav shit
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:21,
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it`s some sick mish mash of digital and non-digital - it`s comes down a digital line but we can`t get interactive, and that includes subtitles
besides, it`s a load of old wank.. I`d rather watch QVC than a camcorder documentary made by 10 school kids on how "is da culcha to carry da gon in da streets innit"
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:28,
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besides, it`s a load of old wank.. I`d rather watch QVC than a camcorder documentary made by 10 school kids on how "is da culcha to carry da gon in da streets innit"
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by watching more "is da culcha innit" urban hip hop chip shop bling bling chav shit
It's da bom, INNIT!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:26,
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It's da bom, INNIT!
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"Laudan Language Lessons"
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:26,
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:p
.. plus you look like Tony Blackburn
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:30,
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.. plus you look like Tony Blackburn
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*puts on Ian Paisley`s Greatest Hits*
NO NO! NO-NO NO NO!
NO-NO NO NO!
NO-NO THERE`S NO.... SURRENDER!
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15% reconstituted turkey gristle
10% rodent excrement
10% whole rodents
5% insect larvae
20% donkey genitals
25% MSG
May contain traces of nuts
Not suitable for vegetarians or humans
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:20,
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10% rodent excrement
10% whole rodents
5% insect larvae
20% donkey genitals
25% MSG
May contain traces of nuts
Not suitable for vegetarians or humans
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The reconstituted stuff has all the goodness taken out!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:22,
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also 95% Turkey and nutrient free!
hehehe - woo!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:22,
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hehehe - woo!
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or something
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so it's got to be a bit odd!
Only 3 good things ever came from Norfolk - Stephen Fry, The Great Architect and the main road back to civilisation!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:28,
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Only 3 good things ever came from Norfolk - Stephen Fry, The Great Architect and the main road back to civilisation!
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G'Ning!
Edit: let me guess, it's still 3, isn't it... ;)
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:31,
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Edit: let me guess, it's still 3, isn't it... ;)
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That's 5 goods things.
Yes there's 5 good things to have come out of Norfolk!
/Spanish Inquisition
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:33,
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Yes there's 5 good things to have come out of Norfolk!
/Spanish Inquisition
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He hails from Nottingham. However, I think spacehog would like his vacated place on the list... :)
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:35,
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So he counts!
He probably came from China or somwhere similar originally - or is he a natural Nottinghamonian Monkey?
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:38,
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He probably came from China or somwhere similar originally - or is he a natural Nottinghamonian Monkey?
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Surely you've heard of the roaming hoards of Nottingham monkeys. Twig has to fight his way to work through them every day...
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:45,
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but maybe their range doen't extend as far south as me - they can't get past the A14!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:52,
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I already got you a ticket on the 'good from Norfolk' bus!
www.b3ta.com/board/4774808
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:41,
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nice to see another non-flat earther joining the discussion!
I'm beginning to wish I never said anything now - it was all meant in the best possible taste!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:40,
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I'm beginning to wish I never said anything now - it was all meant in the best possible taste!
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I'm from Nottingham not Norfolk and I'm not Sid
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:41,
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but I don't think they took my entrance essay very seriously. I know I didn't.
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:45,
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I'm sure I had some very inventive rebuttals of current scientific thinking.
I expect they turned my application down because they read it and thought I was a bit of a nutter. I just wanted to see if I could persuade the lab I was working for at the time to pay for my membership of the Flat Earth society!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:53,
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I expect they turned my application down because they read it and thought I was a bit of a nutter. I just wanted to see if I could persuade the lab I was working for at the time to pay for my membership of the Flat Earth society!
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they turned your application down becuase they read it and thought you were a bit of a nutter!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:56,
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who disbelieved in a round Earth for quite the sort of reasons I'd be likely to put.
It's a shame they didn't tell me that was why. I could have started a collection of rejection letters from crackpot organisations who thought I was too wierd to be allowed to join.
Now that's not a bad idea....
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:00,
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It's a shame they didn't tell me that was why. I could have started a collection of rejection letters from crackpot organisations who thought I was too wierd to be allowed to join.
Now that's not a bad idea....
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it would be up there with 419 scammer-baiting!
This is approaching the longest chat thread I've seen on here for quite a while! :)
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:05,
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This is approaching the longest chat thread I've seen on here for quite a while! :)
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I wasn't complaining - it's fun to have a chat and a bit of banter, rather than just 100's of posts just saying 'woo!'
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:13,
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long chats like wot I used to have with twiggles, before he became a part-timer. :)
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:23,
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(just between you and me though, I've alway suspected that Sid might bat for teh other team.. we've never spoken about it though)
'Ning!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:41,
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'Ning!
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do you suspect Sid of being a bit lah-de-dah?
does he have impeccable dress sense? enjoy flower arranging? own the soundtrack to Fame?
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:45,
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does he have impeccable dress sense? enjoy flower arranging? own the soundtrack to Fame?
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He could of course just be a metrosexual monkey.
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:53,
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and an alternative music venue in Chicago?
Ok, I had to search for that one!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:02,
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Ok, I had to search for that one!
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That's 7 goods things.
Yes there's 7 good things to have come out of Norfolk!
/Spanish Inquisition again
Happy now!?
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:36,
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Yes there's 7 good things to have come out of Norfolk!
/Spanish Inquisition again
Happy now!?
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edit: Let's not miss out Horatio Nelson
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And don't forget Horatio Nelson. Huzzah!
Edit: Huge Arf!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:47,
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Edit: Huge Arf!
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He moved down near me. There's a restaurant and pub in Morden Hall where he used to keep his strumpet.
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:56,
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Sale of teh Century!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:08,
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I think we need a new barrel. The bottom's gone on this one!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:19,
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and Look East - with a bloke called Kim!
Please don't say Alan Partridge - I fecking hate him!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:20,
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Please don't say Alan Partridge - I fecking hate him!
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(King's Lynn if I recall correctly)
Edit: your username must have made me subliminally think of that one.
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:21,
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Edit: your username must have made me subliminally think of that one.
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also, time to think of another username!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:24,
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I hailed from Yarmouth... about as far away from civilisation as you could get... unless of course you wanted to escape to Suffolk!
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:26,
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Don't know many people from Norfolk that actually eat that crap, well only my dad/uncle/grandad/sister/mum.
YAY! to the pic"!""!!""
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:38,
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YAY! to the pic"!""!!""