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# So here
is the skinny. I know what you Nazis stout chaps are like when it comes to pearoasting but there are a few persons like myself. Relatively infrequent posters due to the fact that we are talentless bastards who just like to bask in the humour and vitriol warmth of this community. Therefore we have a limited body of work, and when we post the little efforts that we do sometimes we post them in the twighlight zone. That time in between the psychotically effevescent dayshift retiring to their lairs and the blanket shuffling mental midgets of the nightshift slithering from their pits. As such said doodled shite work is barely viewed. So to bring a point to this ramble and just so that you dont call me a complete
twunt
I am shamelessly pearosting my two meagre efforts from last 'ning and will await your scorn with glee.
imaginary friend
the Gaytag boys

Well it made me laff and was the only way I could post the above without being directed to the talk board.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
#

www.b3ta.com/talk
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:08, archived)
# there is
no need for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# I am sure
that there is some significance in posting a message of nothingness but I am afraid to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# It is the B3tan equivelant of shrugging
one's shoulders usually.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:17, archived)
# ^this
It's also used to denote speechlessness or to use a better term 'threadlessness*'

*Copywrite of 'threadlessness' as new word by OldWhit 2005
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
# ....or you could have spent the time it took to write all that
making a new picture?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# But you must
have missed the phrase 'talentless bastard' in there. Ok I get the message. I'll fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# practice, practice
more of the same quality would be fine - i for one liked 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Threa...



*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# *follows*
Fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Well
Number two made me titter the first time and has again. So have another woo you pearoasting whore you.
(Tarquin., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# best post of today
and i mean that°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Oh,
a ranter - just like the funny old cider-drinking geezer in my local Tesco car park :¬)


*settles down to watch the funny man*

EDIT: The top one tickled my frosset pouch :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# if it is
Tesco Hammersmith and he has a ginger beard it could well be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
# well, you got more replies than my last post.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# I liked the yellow blob pic
so ner :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)