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# i knew an old lady, who swallowed a fly...
to cut a long story short, she dead.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:23, archived)
# I knew an old lady.
Erm, that's it. It was all very biblical.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:25, archived)
# hooray
one less geriatric mooching off the NHS that complains about the price of "things" these days.
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)
# But at least...
...she emptied the fridge before karking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)
# indeed.
the cat was past it's sell by date anyway
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)
# That's why she had to follow it
with a Dobermantacid Pinscher.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)
# You
silly goat.
(Pseudonym, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:33, archived)