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# doom.
Real life zombies!
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Glasscock...
And fake.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:15, archived)
# wow, you worked out it was fake!
have a cookie.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:18, archived)
# *eats*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)
# damn you that was mine!

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)
# *regurgitates*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)
# *eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:37, archived)
# Mmmmm
Hot lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:37, archived)
# *Runs for the hills*

*Notes article date*

*Strolls back*

"Pah, never fooled me. Honest"
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)
# pint at the Winchester, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)
# I turned Psyduck into a zombie days b4 the release in excitement
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:47, archived)
# Yay!
Zombies!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:18, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:30, archived)
# Here are 2 of my friends zombified
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:41, archived)
# bloody hell!
*hides*

top 'shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:47, archived)
# damn
that girl coulda been me (if only i wasnt starting uni the day they needed extras)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Never mind....
You'll always be a zombie to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:39, archived)
# hehe
this still makes me chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Hmmm
believe it or not zombies do actually exist. There was a law passed in some country where people have actually been poisoned, but aren't actually dead. They end up being dug up by people to do work for them after convincing them they don't have families etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:18, archived)
# one of the most popular urban legends ever.
Right up there with "you eat on average 8 spiders while sleeping in your lifetime" and "aligators live in new york sewers"
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:20, archived)
# both
utterly true - the spiders are after the flies you swallow

(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)
# i knew an old lady, who swallowed a fly...
to cut a long story short, she dead.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:23, archived)
# I knew an old lady.
Erm, that's it. It was all very biblical.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:25, archived)
# hooray
one less geriatric mooching off the NHS that complains about the price of "things" these days.
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)
# But at least...
...she emptied the fridge before karking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)
# indeed.
the cat was past it's sell by date anyway
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)
# That's why she had to follow it
with a Dobermantacid Pinscher.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)
# You
silly goat.
(Pseudonym, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:33, archived)
# following that train of thought, you should also then eat:
8 birds
8 cats
8 dogs
8 goats
8 cows
and
8 horses.


I dont no why you sallowed the fly; perhaps you'll die.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:25, archived)
# mind the piss.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)
# *wriggles*
(Pseudonym, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)
# it's a total load of bullshit
and you would know that if you *ever* tried to get a zombie to do any actual fucking work
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)
# ...which of course you cant because zombies dont exist.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)
# pfft!
they use that excuse *all* the fucking time!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)