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# Mourners arrive for Richard Whitely's Funeral
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 9:08, archived)
# I say woo
for using a new location
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 9:13, archived)
# One
Free ticket for use of the Humber Bridge (Northbound carriageway only), Expires Jan 2097.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Ho ho ho..
I thought i was gonna see a whitely related joke in the FP, but this one is pretty spunky!
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 18:03, archived)
# yeah
i was expecting "the final countdown"
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Waaaaaah!
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 19:25, archived)
# At least he went out on a nine letter word...
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)
# Oh Dear!
There it is!
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Whiteley's last words:-
"I'll have a coffin please Carol"

They knew he was dead, as soon as his heart monitor played the last few seconds of the countdown clock theme.

Maybe now he's died, they'll give him a stint as a guest on the show... judging by past guests, he should have a really good chance.

Sh*t, does this mean students are going to have to do some studying now?

It was pure chaos at William G. Stewart's house, as the winds blew in, and blue lightening slowly levitated him towards the ceiling, and a voice cried out "There Can Be Only One!"
(, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:04, archived)