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(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)
# and he will be loverly tonight, with a little sage & onion
stuffing and a side salad....
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)
# pffffft!
i had two russian dwarf hamsters
vicous lil bastards
but when one died we never noticed for a bit
and the other had been sleeping on his corpse
he ended up all flat like a bear skin rug!
pfffft!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)
#
We had two of them - Rincewind and Twoflower. We lost Rincewind and never did find him. Even we moved house and cleaned the whole place while it was empty. Fuck know where he ended up!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)
# pratchett fan?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Hamsters are know for cannabalism
so in a way you may still have them both
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)
#
kinda like dr who :/
(, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)