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(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 18 Nov 2002, 18:41, archived)
# My gods!
I'm cured! I want the boys...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 18:43, archived)
# Lucky that I got you in time
You'd be wanting equal rights next.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 18 Nov 2002, 18:46, archived)
# Isnt' that the line
from Buffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 18:58, archived)
# Yup!
From the musical episode, spoken by Tara (rrrrrowr!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:04, archived)
# Thought so.
I only watch that video maybe 4 times a week ;)

And I'd do Tara, Willow and Buffy and Spike. All at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:10, archived)
# Not so keen
on Buffy, but I agree with you on the rest (especially Spike when he kills the Slayer on the NY Tube back in the 80s looking like Billy Idol...) and Willow when she's evil mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:12, archived)
# did someone say spike
shameless repost
looks like Billy Idol?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:51, archived)
# mmmmmm
come to mama!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:53, archived)
# Fuzzy Penguins
you gotta love fuzzy penguins and spikes hair really reminds me of 1
(Satan's Bitch, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:45, archived)
# personally
if i could swap Tara for Anya and Spike for Oz, that'd be me a happy bunny.

*edit* oh, and xander, too.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:14, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oz....

possibly Anya, in certain circumstances, but I'd never swap Tara
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:15, archived)
# i've never been keen on tara.
willow is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:19, archived)
# but in "Once More With Feeling"...
that corset... the flowing skirt... her rising up off the bed as Willow goes down on her... (how that got beyond the American censors is beyond me...)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:21, archived)
# er Slim,
I don't think that poster's working
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:24, archived)
# the poster might work
if there were some blokes here to do their duty...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:27, archived)
# well i could post something here
that would be funny
but what's the point in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:37, archived)
# in reality
i can't find the pic i'm after. hang tight though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:39, archived)
# hanging...
very tightly...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:40, archived)
# sorry can't find it
you can relax now.
Plus this thread is now on the front page so you're going to get a lot more ppl reading it than normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:56, archived)
# is that
a bad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:57, archived)
# not really
but it means I can try and distract your attention away from me not finding the picture or coming up with anything else funny to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 20:15, archived)
# I couldn't find a link I was looking for either
a cartoon site along the lines of Buffy and the Evil Vampire Willow but the site is 404'd.

Ahh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 20:22, archived)
# Especially as she's singing
"Lost in ecstacy, spread beneath my Willow tree"

I was in SHOCK. but saying that, they show Buffy and Spike getting it on all the time now.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:25, archived)
# i never saw the musical one
i really must watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:28, archived)
# you really really really really should!
Joss Whedon is a genius!! It's a classic episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:30, archived)
# Definitely Willow.
Spike's a hot ass though. Love to give him a good seeing to.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:21, archived)
# I'm watching
the second series again, so my former opinion of Willow formed from series 6 is fading next to her younger geekyness.

Must watch later episodes... once she's a witch she's HOT hot hot
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:25, archived)
# Oh yeah...
and Anthony Head any day!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:15, archived)
# I would
gladly give Anthony some head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:28, archived)
# fight you for him
bare-breasted, in a pit of mud?

(purely to add fuel to the fantasies I'm sure this whole thread is causing ;o) evil)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:32, archived)
# You're
on! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:35, archived)
# if anyone wishes to potatoshop
how that would look, feel free ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:37, archived)
# Ah,
but do you have a picture with your breasts on display?
Then they could have so much fun!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:38, archived)
# actually...
yes I do, but not how they look at the moment (breastfeeding isn't doing them any favours!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:39, archived)
# I'm laughing.
The pic frontpaged. So now all the world will see this thread! LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:45, archived)
# and there was me about to post
the link to that pic!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:47, archived)
# Am I the only bloke,
who has a thing for Dawn?
(I helped save b3ta! naughty_boy, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 20:48, archived)
# she's a bit
jailbait

and whiney

and her mouth is a funny shape...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 7:54, archived)
# would that be
young Xander or older, chunkier Xander?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:18, archived)
# sort of
in the middle, really.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:26, archived)
# exactly right...


a good hard shagging - that'll sort them out everytime...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 18:48, archived)
# Its a known
fact that all lesbians need is a "good deep dicking every now again"


Ill just get me coat shall I.

Incidentally, I met the upturned nose bloke from League of gentlemen earlier this evening in my local shop. East Finchley is a veritable diamante collar of obscure celebrities. How goes slim? Did you go to see Beardos' thing on saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 18:52, archived)
# yeah he is 'local'
there's a charity shop near you that is almost identical to the one in LoG too. Hmm wonder if it's just a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 18:54, archived)
# Yeah
Beardo's thing was great. Good music, small cosy bar, lots of drinking.
Saw Bob the dinosaur, Fnord & 100% Kitten too.
I should be going to the next one - Sat 21st Dec.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 18 Nov 2002, 18:58, archived)
# he's great
we all ended up there one night, same crew pretty much, was messy. btw people, I got offered a job today!!!!!! yay for me! working at sportbusiness.com from 1st december, happy me!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:00, archived)
# woo!
what do they do though? some kind of internet sport business site?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:11, archived)
# pretty much
have a look, Ill be looking after the publication boardsport source, dealing exclusively with skateboarding, snowboarding and surfing, so ill be in my element. Plus, I get loads of momey, so its ace. To top it all off, it is literally across the road from a spot I skate in 3 times a week in waterloo. too ace. I feel kinda bad about leaving streamUK, especially after all the training and the learning curve. At least I am no longer gonna be "real networks boy". whew!

so, when you moving to london then boyo?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 19:16, archived)
# i think i shared a house with the woman at the bottom
at university
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 18:52, archived)