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# but there is no month 23
/Merkin
oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Wtf?
What planet do you come from? 23rd day of the 7th month. good God.
(wazcaster, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)
# oh the irony
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
pub pub pub?
oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
# i'd love to but I'm already going to a party
otherwise I would be pubbing it wearing my drinking trousers instead
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)
# God,
I'm American and I saw the irony
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Note the /Merkin
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
# The street address
should also be in the tens of thousands (there are no house numbers below 10,000 in the whole of North America) (fact!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)
# yes there are!
of the 4 houses I spend much time in, three are number 1 and one is 20
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
# that's a big
fucking lie and you know it
(kaibosh, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
# the building number spans two lines in the above address
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
# haha
good answer


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
# You're just a big liar is what you are
and yet again I'm stuck with nothing to do!
Though those two are unrelated
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha
I was gonna go to Manic`s thing, but nobody else seemed up for it (apart from Manic) and I haven`t met him before.. or really know what he looks like

so it would have been a bit gay
oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
# Should have suited you mate

/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)
# watch it, bonzo
I have a nice big tube of KY Jelly...

oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
# OI
I sat at that bar for 90 minutes waiting for someone to show up! I'm a block away from it now at some dodgy internet cafe!

I got chatted up by businessmen 3 times my age...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
# em.. em..

YOU LOVE IT!

maybe

look for this chap:
www.bloggerheads.com/business/

I believe he has an even weirder accent than you :p

oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Didn't quite love it
would have hated it if I were sober and they didn't have silly accents like yours


(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)
# oh,
and now I'm over here with nothing to do. And it's all your fault. Goddamn you Rik!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
# we`ll make up for it tomorrow
you can swallow a magenta cock :)
oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
# *counts down the minutes*
Magenta cock got me pissed and cured my head cold!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
# there`s a lesson to be learned there ;)

oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
# do you mean that I should ingest more pink genitals?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
# pinker the better

*applies fake tan to scruttocks*

oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Pink
not orange
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
# i turned up last week at the pub with my flu tablets feeling a bit ill
woke up in the morning fine too!

all hail teh magenta cock!!!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
# *hails*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
# Apparently I'm at a family barbeque tomorrow afternoon.
And, to quote, "You can fucking forget about coming home if you act like a cunt and don't go."

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
# stay somewhere else
;)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
# Apparently...
...you're classed as one of my "stupid fucking mates."

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
# hahahaha he has no mates!

oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)
# ack bums
I would have brought that CD.. er and burned it tonight

actually I might just burn it now anyway now that I remember
oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
# I thought you'd have had bovine to keep you company/show you Lahn-den
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
# Me too!
Except he has fucking fallen off the face of the fucking earth!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
# Meh.
I wish I was in the area, I'd have kept you company. We could have explored together because I've never really been into London for anything other than political reasons.

I doubt I could afford the train fare though, and I have a million other excuses should Rik pick on that one.

*is teh wuss*

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
# Well tomorrow then
no?

I'll buy you boooooze...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
# ahhh she`s just TEH GAY

oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Maybe
or maybe I want to make Syncubus insane with jealousy...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
# It would certainly work!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 22 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)
# "I doubt I could afford the train fare"
I have to go eat food and drink and stuff now, but I shall give it some consideration.

Catch you later you bunch o' roach's cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
# i'll buy you two drinks if you show me your norks
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)