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# Quick and dirty...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)
# foamage
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(holystorm, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)
# did you see the video?
it only just missed, infact you could say it was a close shave

/coat
/taxi
/plane
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)
# that was bristling with humour
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)
# You're so sharp you'll cut yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)
# I see your pun
and I'll razor you....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Jack couldn't shave, he had no soap . . .

Gilette it . . .

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# shomebody shave ush from these punsh!
/sean connery
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:55, archived)
# you're out!
www.b3ta.com/board/4941030
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)
# thatsh not fair
jusht becaush of my shpeach impediment

*shulksh*

edit: are you the pun police? Sorry cunSTUBBLE
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)
# ooh
a good recovery there.

Maybe I was a bit rash....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 11:02, archived)
# it was a hairbreadth escape
/scraping the barrel
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 29 Jul 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Don't get in a strop
...
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)
# hush
lets stop splitting hairs here
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)
# a rugby player told me that
but I didn't believe Wilkinson's word....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)
# If i was one of the astronauts.
I'd still lather stay at home.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)
# /tube
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
fantastic jokage!

here, you forgot your, gloves, pipe and shoes as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)
# thanks
*returns to hiding*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Shaving brushes
are made of badger. That's 100% grade-A triple distilled FACT*

* - may actually be true!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:52, archived)
# wow
it would be better if it were a live badger that you just rubbed on your face. That would be great fun every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:55, archived)
# hoot!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)
# IT'S PRUNES!!

DADDY!! IT'S PRUNES!

*wees neat Kia Ora*

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# DAAAAAAAAAVE!
I'm just back from my holidays!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)
# we missed you . . . .

'I had a whole series of Kerrrazzzey salads like you wouldn't believe! They were master!' cupboards Dave!

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# what flavours? what flavours?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Moon!

and chops 'n' sauce

and beefburkah

and beetlejuice!

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# Awwww noooo!
I missed them all! I wish I hadn't gone on holidays now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Good old beeb

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4727143.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)