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[challenge entry] bindun?


meh i got bored.. dont flame..

too much ;D

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(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:03, archived)
# er...
is this joke supposed to involve a tube of Anusol?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Perhaps so
I think maybe Memorex needs a brief lesson in female anatomy.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:06, archived)
# yah
; but.. but... i was bored :(

and i was talking about Tampons. and Jim Davidson is coming to my local city.. they just kinda fit together (or not)
(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:07, archived)
# They could have said.....
'When one bl**dy c**nt is just enough'
(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Funny you should mention that
there was a lad at my school who allegedly stuck a tampon up his arse, confided in his mate, then his mate told everyone and he was branded 'tampon' for the rest of his high school life. Probably still is called tampon.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:10, archived)
# there was a guy at my college
who introduced himself, to the entire year, by saying he once had a pen stuck up his ass, explaining it away by the fact that he'd had a bath, and he'd sat on the pen his sister had left stuck in his bed...
(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)
# I heard a similar story about a guy called Tic Tac.
Except the orifice was much... smaller.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)
# ouch....
just...ouch...
(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Er,
"don't thave"?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)
# oh.... guess they all get a
(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)