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(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 17:35, archived)
# well, there goes my holiday plans
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 17:37, archived)
# *bums*

/leaves
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 17:40, archived)
# hahaha jokes on you


I stole your wallet
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 17:44, archived)
# Tut's
tututut
(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Tue 9 Aug 2005, 17:46, archived)
# You can take the man out of Merseyside...
etc etc etc ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 17:54, archived)
# That must be on the road from St Helens...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 18:00, archived)
# keeps getting nicked though
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Careful....
...us woolybacks are watching.
(St.John, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 18:53, archived)
# happened to my
mate who was getting a nosh from a tom in the park next to my Hammersmith flat. I told hime to keep away but he's a naive public schoolboy and son of a high court Judge. He toddled off for his nosh and came back later screaming his wallet had been stolen. I just pointed and laughed.
At 4am I was woken by the rozzers to give a statement about my mate's 'mugging'. Idiot only went and told the police he had been mugged to avoid his dad finding out. I just said "mugging? Nah. He had his wallet lifted by the prossie who hangs aroound the park" They did not laugh however. I still do.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 17:57, archived)
# getting a nosh from a tom?
Is like reading Viz. *yuk*
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 18:24, archived)
# *packs bag
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 17:38, archived)
# if only it was like that
hahahaha! evilness
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 17:40, archived)
# Pffft!
I wish i had thought of that:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 17:50, archived)