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# i think he's bald.

and i heard that if he looks at you

it steals your hair
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:05, archived)
# *gasps*
*screams*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:07, archived)
# i heard
he uses rubber bands to fasten all the stolen hair into little dolls and miniature musical instruments for the dolls.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)
# don't push it.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:12, archived)
# what are you going to do
steal my hair?
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:13, archived)
# He'd be doing you a favour
ya big puffy-haired fop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:14, archived)
# i'll have you know
that puffy hair keeps me warm in times of coldness.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:15, archived)
# Dammit
I never thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Hair are your aerials...

They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain.
This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
/danny
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)