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# The secret history of Tunnocks Boy - revealed!

Ze teacakes have arrived, mein Fuhrer...I see you are danzing vith joy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 11 Aug 2005, 0:55, archived)
# i don't get it
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 0:56, archived)
# me neither really...
I just think he's inherently evil...he has a murky past...

/plus, I find it hilarious that the most evil man in the world dances like a chump.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 11 Aug 2005, 0:57, archived)
# repent,
whoever started this.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 0:56, archived)
# Still male?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 0:57, archived)
# What does that question mean
in this context?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 0:59, archived)
#
 
www.b3ta.com/board/4992412
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:02, archived)
# very much so.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 0:59, archived)
# You awkward bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:00, archived)
# under what circumstances did you find out,
if you don't mind me asking?
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:01, archived)
# i think you were spotted in The Outside World (TM)
i've heard you're lovely :P
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:04, archived)
# i think he's bald.

and i heard that if he looks at you

it steals your hair
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:05, archived)
# *gasps*
*screams*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:07, archived)
# i heard
he uses rubber bands to fasten all the stolen hair into little dolls and miniature musical instruments for the dolls.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)
# don't push it.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:12, archived)
# what are you going to do
steal my hair?
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:13, archived)
# He'd be doing you a favour
ya big puffy-haired fop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:14, archived)
# i'll have you know
that puffy hair keeps me warm in times of coldness.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:15, archived)
# Dammit
I never thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Hair are your aerials...

They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain.
This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
/danny
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)
# i met some beta people at the recent edinburgh bash, such as
stick figure ninja
the neville
funtastic pony magic
disco kingpin
mystery bob
sir sand goblin
toxie

they were all lovely. they didn't manage to get any photos of me.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)
# i heard you can't be looked directly at
and you can't be brought into focus
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:11, archived)
# i also heard
your fingers and toes have special sticky pads on them, and you can adhere yourself to walls and other such surfaces.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Aha!
Don't be too sure!

Tweaknik

[EDIT] ..and the others
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:18, archived)
# oh man i wish that link worked
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)
# christ
don't scare me like that... :-o
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)
# i fucking knew it!
a) bald
b) can't be brought into focus

this is because you are actually energy from some distant plane, transported and manifested in our physical world. and as we all know, hair cannot be cosmically transported. also photographed. can't be.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:22, archived)
# there's no need to be nasty, now.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:23, archived)
# My MSN contact of world-shattering knowledge has a pic of you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:26, archived)
# that is worrying
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:31, archived)
# you started it
when you solidified from some kind of space plasma into a humanoid solid.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:26, archived)
# will you never forgive me for that?
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:41, archived)
# with time
with time
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:44, archived)
# Speaking on MSN earlier someone had your electricity pic as a desktop
And I recognised it and said that I 'love her stuff but they always make me just a little sad' and he laughed and said you were a guy.

You know, it really just never occured to me :/

Would you repost the bunny-strokey-bug-girl image, just to cheer me up?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:04, archived)
# well,
i hope it doesn't spoil your enjoyment of the pictures.

of course:
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:06, archived)
# haha i love that
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:07, archived)
# YAY!
Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!


(And of course not, you're bloody wonderful!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:08, archived)
#


every picture must have it's sad side
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)
# oooooh i like it
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:17, archived)
# maybe if you were more laddish
people would think you're a man. Viz.

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)
# laddish = obvious
(usually)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:21, archived)
# that's my style!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:24, archived)
# awww pwetty
(i always thought you were a guy)
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:08, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)
# to be fair to jessie
You have a very soft and feminine style.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:17, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:19, archived)
# pffft
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 0:56, archived)