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# i fucking knew it!
a) bald
b) can't be brought into focus

this is because you are actually energy from some distant plane, transported and manifested in our physical world. and as we all know, hair cannot be cosmically transported. also photographed. can't be.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:22, archived)
# there's no need to be nasty, now.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:23, archived)
# My MSN contact of world-shattering knowledge has a pic of you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:26, archived)
# that is worrying
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:31, archived)
# you started it
when you solidified from some kind of space plasma into a humanoid solid.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:26, archived)
# will you never forgive me for that?
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:41, archived)
# with time
with time
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:44, archived)