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# lesbians are THE BEST
The L Word is on telly tonight

.. it`s shit, but there`s some lesbian stuff in it, thus negating the shitness
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:37, archived)
# Channel 5 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:38, archived)
# nah it`s er... Living TV I think
only good for Most Haunted and lesbians

mmmm lesbian ghosts
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:39, archived)
# *note to self
get cable or sky
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:40, archived)
# This is why I haven't bothered getting sky/cable at my new place....
....there's nothing on worth the fee.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:40, archived)
# football! lesbians!

Soccer AM with its lovely Soccerettes.. well only the ones in Liverpool strips, but the rest would do at a push
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
# I hate football.
And if I want porn, I've got my special files.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# ho ho
'special files' indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)
# I like the one marked "Imports".
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:50, archived)
# *tuts*
Two words: "Takeshi's Castle"... bestest programme on tv EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# Bah.....
watching foreign tabloid-tv just makes me want to burn my passport.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:46, archived)
# happy
clappy
jappy
chappie!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:52, archived)
# Make sure you don't get your ring penetrated!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:55, archived)
# Ooh I saw that once
A pile of poo.

It's amazing, they have sex with their bras on.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# I assumed that was how libyans did it...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:45, archived)
# nothing wrong with that !

*adjusts straps*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:46, archived)
# lesbians + clothed boobies = erotica
god yeah.. just nipping to the loo; back in a jiffy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:46, archived)
# Oi...gimme that orange back
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Are you sure you want it back?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)
# *thinks*

Well not now he's glopped off into it, no
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:50, archived)
# You've been Tangoed!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:52, archived)
# Damn I thought it was that long cycle ride yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:53, archived)
# Not all lesbians
are hot.

In fact, most times they're not. And even when they are, they won't make out with you. Or for you.

And they think you're crap.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# I don't give a shit

as long as I can watch and fwap and take pictures and sell them afterwards to Munter Lesbians Go 69
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
# some of them will own camcorders with saucy tapes
wot I will steal!

/has it all figured out
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
# The only lesbian I ever knew
was obese, masculine, emotionally volatile, violent, hilariously ugly, and.. a geordie.

Although actually I knew another one, and the other one was hot, but she was the former lesbian's girlfriend. It was really quite scary.

But internet lesbians are the only lesbians that count, anyway.
(Mit, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:45, archived)
# Sounds like your average run-of-the-mill geordie
Sure it wasn't a bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)