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# i'm no good at puns
i'll have to wing it...
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Are you some kind
of bird-Brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)
# i'll ruffle your feathers for that
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)
# Oh will you just
stop crowing on about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:02, archived)
# i'll knock you off your perch, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Stop hawking for
applause!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)
# This is getting kite silly, now . . .

Puns are more than a hobby, y'know . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# will you please stop parroting on?
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)
# Wassa madder?

Too spharrowing for you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Wader Minute!
i didn't say that.
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!

I'm a plover of bird puns . . . they're BAZOOO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:17, archived)
# haha, you made me swallow my mint the wrong way
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)
# you had the guil(l)e(mot)
to get that one fir(feather)st
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# you gotta get up early to (fly)catch(er) me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# well this has been thouroughly tremhendous!
over 'n out
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# I gotta fly too . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:54, archived)
# you bustard! stop the puns!
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:58, archived)
# I can't, hatch-ually . . .

I have pun-tourettes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 13:09, archived)
# you are very talonted
when it comes to puns
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:03, archived)
# It is something I picked
up very SWIFT-ly hanging around DtH ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)
# what an 'OWLer
that was
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
# I thought it might
might Peregrine on your face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Excuse me, mallard, you appear
to have put one too many 'might's in there . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)
# we'll call it a draw . . .

s'no good raven on about it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)
# That's very
(r)ob(in)servant of you David!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
# eagle-eyed, me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# I don't know
we're all goosing off and you come along ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:07, archived)
# *ducks*

You moorhen . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)
# don't
crow on about it
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
# Whoops!
www.b3ta.com/board/5038939

You'll have to swallow your pride and admit defeat . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# you PIG
-eon
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# Very Subtle dave!
The Kestrel soon learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# sorry, my fault for being a dodo
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)
# It's oriole over for you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:12, archived)
# i will retain my crown...
for I AM THE PUN KING(fisher)
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)
# Don't be a (pea)cock!

I am teh king!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:15, archived)
# well I have storked you for some time...
...enough to learn from the master
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)
# all the chicks dig a pun . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:18, archived)
# And you sir
Must bow to raptor-ous applause!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:20, archived)
# impress them a with pun...
they'll show you their TITs
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:20, archived)
# Cor!
You know she do(v)es!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)
# they're not that gullible . . .

still one good tern . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# For a minute ther
I thought you had chickened out of the pun war!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Nah!

It'll take more than that to make me cluck off . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Dowitcher
say Well done Mister Hat! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# *hides*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# I see your confidence
has taken a Tern for the worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Oh Bollocks!
All hail the winner!

Good GAME Mr Hat!

Ha ha ha! You will never Win. No matter how fowl your puns are!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)
# You won't catch me grousing . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:55, archived)
# maybe Curlew
need a new teacher!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:19, archived)
# I've taught a cockatoo in my time . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# I'm getting fed up with this pun war
they are too silly
(cormor)RANT over!
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# 'k . . .

. . .



. . .

fancy a shag?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Stop it!
You'll make him (road)runner way!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Buzzard was only asking . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Sorry.
I just think that others might be going off at a tan(a)ge(r)-nt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Stilt, it's a bit of fun . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:36, archived)
# i come on the board after a break of a few days
and the 1st I find is a pun war
What a tweet!
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:02, archived)
# I look forward to heron all about it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)