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cor!

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:54, archived)

Cor!

Look who fell out of the ugly trill . . .

Arf! Woo!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:55, archived)

Hehehehe!

I bet you all seed that coming . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:55, archived)

*Scuttle(fishe)s off*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:56, archived)

*dies*

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:56, archived)

did you not

(budgie)regard that as a good pun?

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:58, archived)

What do you finch?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:59, archived)

too low polly?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:59, archived)

trill-ing!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)

you broke my screen with your puns

i'm sending you the bill (gerrit? bill/beak?)

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)

You're just jealous of my talon-t . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:03, archived)

not nest-essarily!

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)

Pah!

Toucan play at that game!
Hehehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:07, archived)

I'll beak the judge of that!

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)

Ha!

Who put you in charge of the Ma-court?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)

no one

i took control vul(ture)untarily.

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)

Hahahaha!

What a carrion (crow)!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)

thats a very cheep joke

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:18, archived)

Claw blimey!

That's an old one!
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)

yes, that joke flew the coop along time ago

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)

Are you (pen)guin through my discarded pun bin?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)

yes, i red (crest) it a while ago

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)

you thieving magpie!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)

i'm no good at puns

i'll have to wing it...

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oodle doodle, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)

Are you some kind

of bird-Brain?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)

i'll ruffle your feathers for that

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oodle doodle, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)

Oh will you just

stop crowing on about it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:02, archived)

i'll knock you off your perch, boy.

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oodle doodle, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:03, archived)

Stop hawking for

applause!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)

This is getting kite silly, now . . .

Puns are more than a hobby, y'know . . .
arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)

will you please stop parroting on?

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)

Wassa madder?

Too spharrowing for you?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:11, archived)

Wader Minute!

i didn't say that.

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)

Hahahaha!

I'm a plover of bird puns . . . they're BAZOOO!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:17, archived)

haha, you made me swallow my mint the wrong way

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)

Arf!

www.b3ta.com/board/5038962
Bindun!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)

you had the guil(l)e(mot)

to get that one ~~fir~~(feather)st

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)

you gotta get up early to (fly)catch(er) me . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)

well this has been thouroughly tremhendous!

over 'n out

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)

I gotta fly too . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:54, archived)

you bustard! stop the puns!

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:58, archived)

I can't, hatch-ually . . .

I have pun-tourettes!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 13:09, archived)

you are very talonted

when it comes to puns

(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:03, archived)

It is something I picked

up very SWIFT-ly hanging around DtH ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)

what an 'OWLer

that was

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)

I thought it might

might Peregrine on your face!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)

Excuse me, mallard, you appear

to have put one too many 'might's in there . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)

we'll call it a draw . . .

s'no good raven on about it . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)

That's very

(r)ob(in)servant of you David!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)

eagle-eyed, me . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)

I don't know

we're all goosing off and you come along ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:07, archived)

*ducks*

You moorhen . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)

don't

crow on about it

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)

Whoops!

www.b3ta.com/board/5038939

You'll have to swallow your pride and admit defeat . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)

you PIG

-eon

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)

Very Subtle dave!

The Kestrel soon learn!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)

sorry, my fault for being a dodo

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)

It's oriole over for you . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:12, archived)

i will retain my crown...

for I AM THE PUN KING(fisher)

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)

Don't be a (pea)cock!

I am teh king!
and always will be!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:15, archived)

well I have storked you for some time...

...enough to learn from the master

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)

all the chicks dig a pun . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:18, archived)

And you sir

Must bow to raptor-ous applause!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:20, archived)

impress them a with pun...

they'll show you their TITs

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:20, archived)

Cor!

You know she do(v)es!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)

they're not that gullible . . .

still one good tern . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)

For a minute ther

I thought you had chickened out of the pun war!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)

Nah!

It'll take more than that to make me cluck off . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)

Dowitcher

say Well done Mister Hat! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)

*hides*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)

I see your confidence

has taken a Tern for the worse!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)

Arf!

www.b3ta.com/board/5039020
Double punnage!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)

Oh Bollocks!

All hail the winner!

Good GAME Mr Hat!

Ha ha ha! You will never Win. No matter how fowl your puns are!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)

You won't catch me grousing . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:55, archived)

maybe Curlew

need a new teacher!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:19, archived)

I've taught a cockatoo in my time . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)

I'm getting fed up with this pun war

they are too silly
(cormor)RANT over!

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)

'k . . .

. . .

. . .

fancy a shag?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)

Stop it!

You'll make him (road)runner way!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)

Buzzard was only asking . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)

Sorry.

I just think that others might be going off at a tan(a)ge(r)-nt.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)

Stilt, it's a bit of fun . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:36, archived)

i come on the board after a break of a few days

and the 1st I find is a pun war
What a tweet!

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:02, archived)

I look forward to heron all about it . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)

She just loves that pecker...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:56, archived)

now, now . . .

beak kind . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:58, archived)

I can't think of a pun

so I'll just wing it

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my name is will, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:59, archived)

bastard

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oodle doodle, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)

I pee on your mind

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my name is will, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)

bustard

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)

ain't that sourcepic from (par)rotten.com?

..sorry first time i join a puntennis game

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olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)

Welcome!

There's a feather in your cap!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:03, archived)

They used to run a pet shop you know...

but she got sacked.

she was caught with her hand in the trill.

hello - I'm back!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)

Yeah but I heard

the shop was very cheep anyway!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:02, archived)

as usual!

bah

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)

Awww . . . .

*hugs*

didn't mean to get you 'down' *sniggers*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)

tweet tWOO! to you

....

(kin dave, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)

What an enormous pun-down! ^^^

WYH to the pic too

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 13:04, archived)