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# I think the board is slow tonight...
... it's making my man so angry he put a plant pot on his head...

(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:20, archived)
# I know the feeling
I often sit on my own in a dark room with a plant pot on my head drinking beer and chris de iceburg on the stereo i got from a car boot sale for 8 quid.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:26, archived)
# That's a man is it?
Looks more like an androgynous clown doll from a Stephen King book doing a Tommy Cooper impersonation.
"Juslikethat. Hhher. Hhher."

'Ning, all!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:26, archived)
# I actually
laughed out loud at that post
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:33, archived)
# !
You did, eh?
Hhher. Hhher.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Seriously
it's the Hhher Hher that does it.

the noise that word makes in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:41, archived)
# What sort of a noise would that be?
Tommy Cooper really did sound like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Yay!
Live long and propagate!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:38, archived)