There once was a b3tan called Ptolly.Who commited a crime of great folly.
He took the piss out of Caro,
And was dumped in a barrow,
And pushed infront of a big lorry.
There's a memorable rhyme for you! :P
(He took the piss out of Caro,
And was dumped in a barrow,
And pushed infront of a big lorry.
There's a memorable rhyme for you! :P
CaroWallis,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:02,
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...There once was a man from Tyersal[*]
Who named his tumble dryer Sal
It did a good job
Till it cut off his nob
So sadly he then had to fire Sal.
/improvised
[*] Near Bradford.
(Who named his tumble dryer Sal
It did a good job
Till it cut off his nob
So sadly he then had to fire Sal.
/improvised
[*] Near Bradford.
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:15,
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