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There once was a man from Tyersal[*]
Who named his tumble dryer Sal
It did a good job
Till it cut off his nob
So sadly he then had to fire Sal.

/improvised

[*] Near Bradford.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:15, archived)
# Wow
that was great. It scans and the stresses are all in the right places and everything.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:31, archived)