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[challenge entry] The Microsoft Cube


It proved to be a lot easier to solve than it's rival cube, but often impossible to actually get it to do anything.


EDIT: Compo'd... and why not... it's a computer-game... sort of. It's tenuous I know, but my point stands!

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(burtonearny, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:00, archived)
# FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:01, archived)
# It's a bit too small to see it properly....
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:02, archived)
# Erm
it doesn't really need to be any bigger... does it?
(burtonearny, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:03, archived)
# I might make a fool of myself,
but I only see the little "there is no bloody picture" icon.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:04, archived)
# Ack
the damnible redex..... and I think I'm spelling damnible wrong... and I don't even know if it's actually a word!... I'll see if I can sort that out, hold on.
(burtonearny, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:06, archived)
# damnable
as in "those damnable cats, where is my sword?"
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:22, archived)
# Why thank you!
And yes... those damnable cats...
(burtonearny, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:23, archived)
# Now I can see it
... a woo, yay to you!
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Huzzah!
In Arabic, huzzah means carrots... so I've been told... so a big "carrots!" for the woo,yay!
(burtonearny, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:43, archived)
# compo it
hard
(AMadDayYes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:03, archived)
# really?
it's not quite a "real computer game", but it is applying computers to real things... does it count, do ya think?
(burtonearny, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:04, archived)
# Grand! more please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:04, archived)
# oi! you!
what happened to the soy sauce?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:05, archived)
# eh?
there should be some in the cupboard?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:05, archived)
# Haha, you're very ill.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Well, the bloody wasn't!
you know the rules! When we're out od essential condiments it's your fucking job to go out and buy more you bloody knob!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Sorry, I'll remember the next time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Sorry? SORRY?
sorry's no good enough! I was looking forward to having those pork chops with some soy sauce and now it has all been spoiled because you! ya FUD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:10, archived)
# I'm sorry! I said I'm sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:12, archived)
# I heard you the first time!
are you deaf as well as stupid?! sorry's not good enough! Sorry's not going to fix my dinner! is it?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:13, archived)
# I'll.....I'll try to remeber the next time...
I really am sorry.




Nooooooo! Nooooooooooooooooooooo! not the stapler!....anything but the stapler!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Hopefully that'll teach ya to remeber the essential condiments for the next time!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:18, archived)
# mmmhmmmm! mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:18, archived)
# GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:18, archived)
# We're nearly out of mustard, get some tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:22, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmhmmmhhnnnmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:22, archived)
# you arsewipe!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:23, archived)
# pork chops are really nice if you spread mustard on them
and then sprinkle a generous helping of brown sugar over the top.

makes 'em bootiful
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:18, archived)
# that sounds good, I'll remember that for the next time
just so long as that cunt doesn't forget to get more mustard in
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:20, archived)
# I like pork chops grilled
with sage and onion stuffing mix sprinkled on top. Mmmmmmm.
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:32, archived)
# I hate it when I have arguments with my alter egos.
I never win, even when I know I'm right, because I always have to have the last word.
(burtonearny, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:12, archived)
# yeah.
fuck him right in his fucking fuck. No Soy, no excuse!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:12, archived)
# I think you're confusing Microsoft with Mac
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:05, archived)
# Not really...
... macs don't bluescreen... though to be honest this is the Windows ME cube, I'll change it to that if you want
(burtonearny, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:06, archived)
# Bluescreen pun? Oh, sorry, didn't read it right
My bad
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:08, archived)
# I've given my 'subtle' joke away now!
;)
(burtonearny, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:10, archived)
# I feel dim...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:11, archived)
# how anoying
I'm just getting an ickle box with a broken picture in it. Am I the only one?
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:11, archived)
# Ye olde redex...
... no you're not, it often happens... I'll try to sort it out by putting the picture on a different host.
(burtonearny, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:13, archived)
# how accomodating of you
thanks
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:16, archived)
# nope
I see nada, too.
edit - yes, I can view the image alone. It's a Rubik's cube but each square is blue. What am I missing?
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:14, archived)
# The point completely.
Har.
(burtonearny, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 19:44, archived)