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[challenge entry] In certain rural areas...
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Genetic engineering has taken a somewhat strange turn...

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(I helped save b3ta! Kaya, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:33, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:35, archived)
# you'd fuck a sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:36, archived)
# I know few
who wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:37, archived)
# I know someone who fucked a pringles tube..
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:38, archived)
# must have packed that
with a shit-load of bacon slices!!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:39, archived)
# Raw Liver is much, much better
I..er.. recall reading somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:43, archived)
# I've heard vaginas make a good substitute.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:43, archived)
# Vaginas are a poor man's raw liver
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:45, archived)
# tch
I gave up thinking I'd ever see one of them again about 6 months ago
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:45, archived)
# Yeah but when
you have that on tap there is nothing like a change of scenery. I also read somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:45, archived)
# has anyone here ever had proper sex?
like, with a person?
i know i haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:45, archived)
# pfft
Im on my second marriage and third child. I recall getting my willy wet on occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:47, archived)
# I've learned so much in my time on b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:44, archived)
# I truly
did read it. It is one of the most memorable images from "The world according to Garp" by John Irving.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:46, archived)
# It was you, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:39, archived)
# perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:40, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:43, archived)
# Once you pop....
you cant go on.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:44, archived)
# speak for yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:45, archived)
# I was
21 once.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:55, archived)
# If you fuck a sheep in the forest and no-one hears you doing it
 
did it really happen?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:38, archived)
# oo, philosophical hypothetical bestiality.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:38, archived)
# You can always deny it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:39, archived)
# It amused me
 
in our local news to hear that a candidate for the seat of Tauranga is known as "Bob the Builder", because of all the houses he's built there.

Not Bob the Sheep-Shagger, then.

/old joke
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:46, archived)
# hehehe
I like that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:46, archived)
# Me too, but I can never tell it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:48, archived)
# A fantastic joke.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:49, archived)
# No
and you can't prove it, I was at home, erm.... plotting. All night.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:39, archived)
# pfft
I'd shag a stab wound!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:39, archived)
# Pffft.
this.
(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:42, archived)
# a hairdressers floor
will do me nicely
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:43, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:35, archived)
# its the alcohol references
on her p.j.s that attract me. That and her .... cooooor!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:44, archived)
# argh
the memories!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:46, archived)
# It was a ferret wedding
and the old folks wished 'em well.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:50, archived)