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[challenge entry] Humans can be right bastards.

From the Pimp My Pet challenge. See all 296 entries (closed)

(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:44, archived)
# FEZ!
BLACKMAN!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:46, archived)
# ITS FUNNY BECAUZZ ITS TRUE!
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(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:48, archived)
# haha,
he is black
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:49, archived)
# hahah!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)
# HAHAHA!
I'm better off than him because he is black!! ..

fuck

/coat and runs from hoard of angry people with pointy sticks
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:53, archived)
# check that mo fo bruce wayne n*gga!
that's some whack shit yo!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# hahaahaa
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaa
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:54, archived)
# aha
aha
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)
# i'm bored too
maybe i should go to bed
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Maby you should stay up late with me.
in bed.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:49, archived)
# aren't you like twelve?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)
# do you really have a PhD?
/is more likely to sleep with you
/is a special kind of shallow
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:53, archived)
# I have a phd
it isn't mine...

/coat (again)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:54, archived)
# i want that back you shit.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)
# nevarr
I shall keep the phd of twattishness and salute you goodbye ...
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)
# oh, that one?
i thought you took my "how to win the lottery techniques" PhD
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:57, archived)
# think he was talking
bout his coat! the nice leather one!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:58, archived)
# stop stalking me.
(psst, room 32)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Your having suprise sex with another b3tarn!
BASTARRRRRRRRRRRD!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# You're
/pedant
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# I know what I said...
Don't change the subject... can't be arsed.

/sleep. - Nighty night
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# but it's now morning
/pedant
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Morning would indicate that Morning was Morning when infact
Morning is MORNING but MORNING can also be counted as morning because of the time etc, simple stuff.

/pedant (sleep)
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:07, archived)
# actually, if you want to get technical......
...
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# No
i've put sleep off for 10 minutes byes
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# Hold on!
Wait!

I have something to show you!

























.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# i wasvery suprised
*walks out of room 32 like John Wayne*

Edit - after typing this I looked up at the TV and the credits for "queer as folk" on E4 were on, surely a sign?
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# HOMOGAY!
*Points* HOMOGAY!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# *doesn't feel guilty for stealing wallet now*
but still feels used and dirty
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:14, archived)
# That's ok
it wasn't mine anyway.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:19, archived)
# christ
# a member for 304 days, 5 hours, 22 minutes and 8 seconds
# has posted 8506 messages

i thought i spent too much time here. but jeez.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:55, archived)
# have you ever met mr rekless and mr TheHat?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:57, archived)
# on here, yes
but never close enough to slap them.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Yes I do.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)
# yeah.
that's the same.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:58, archived)
#
*chuckles*
*wishes she had one*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:58, archived)
# 12 and a half?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Yes.
You are going to the Czech Republic, you need your sleep.

(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# maybe you should shake ur sexy ass in the webcam and post it here.
maybe.

*slides hand down pants*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)
# no
i don't have a webcam
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:52, archived)
# sorry 1st attempt at that cyber thing
:*(
edit: use a scanner lol
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:53, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)