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If you had a tree, what colour would you paint the trunk?

(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)

I'd paint it half green and half grey/blue,

so it would blend in with my garden. Then I'd just have a floating leaves.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)

That's a good answer.

I'd paint it the same colour as it already was. All the time. Then whenever anyone leant on it, they'd get covered in paint.

No-one ever leans on trees in my garden

(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)