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# Daphne & Celeste


...have agreed to be interviewed for B3TA. Attach yer questions to this thread and if it's funny enough, it might even get run.

Edit: For those who don't know, they had a couple of minor hits a few years back, toured with Steps etc... and then inexplicably played Reading and Leeds Festivals and got bottled by everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)
# I would like to know
If I can hire them for my birthday party.
I would like to know who inspired the lyrics to UGLY, also, and what booby size both of the ladies are, and if, like the cheeky girls, they want me to touch their botty.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Good look with the heart fixage!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# "I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise for throwing
that bottle of piss at you at the Leeds Festival.

Can I have a pair of your knickers (both of you)?"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)
# who are you?

do you like my picture?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:56, archived)
# they look like theyve just been rescued
from New Orleans
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Have you ever tried any drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Your lyrics proposed deep analytical insight
into the cross section of modern society, bearing this in mind,


space raiders or monster munch?
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Who are you?
No seriously, I don't know.
Mindpiss!
And I'm young-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:56, archived)
# I got a question
which one is which?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:56, archived)
# If school was really out for summer, what is your favourite cake?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)
# scented, blue,
and from the gents
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Jaffa Cakes:
Cakes or Biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Do you write your own songs,
or do you find them scrawled on cubicle walls in biro?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)
# I personally want to apologise
for their second single.

I was drunk, in a unisex toilet and had a pack of permanent markers.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)
# second single was UGLY was it not?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)
# looked like every other piece of 7" vinyl to me..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:11, archived)
# What is
this vinyl you talk of?

/young
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
# why did you have permanent markers in a unisex toilet?
were you sniffing the fumes with pottery-making fair-trade-buying we're-all-one-gender gyppos?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:01, archived)
# I'd been to WHSmiths, then some posh bar for dinner
so posh in fact there was only one toilet.

the absinthe kicked in about then and the rest of the night was a blur.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)
# if you could "get" anyone, whom would it be
and what would it actually involve?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Is it true...
...that you were both deflowered by Marilyn Manson in a haunted house at midnight? And that you loved it?
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Can I Kill you both,
And fuck your still warm corpses?
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)
# I've dropped my pen/soap
How much for you to pick it up?
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)
# how many Daphne and Celeste's does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)
# How do you feel about tanktops?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:01, archived)
# how do tanktops feel about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:02, archived)
# Do you like hammocks?

/MightyBoosh
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:03, archived)
# how do you feel...
about open topped tanks?
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:06, archived)
# If I were to offer you pig snacks
would you sing on one of my songs?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:01, archived)
# P I G S N A C K S !
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)
# If you had to bludgeon a celebrity to death
Who would it be and what would be your weapon of choice?
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:02, archived)
# oh i know this one
christopher walken
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Is that the celebrity or the weapon?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
#
www.astralwerks.com/fbs/woc/
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)
# What does "stick you" actually mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:02, archived)
# I presume
it refers to their use of strap ons
(Miketw, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# *remembers lyrics*
AND my parents? Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:11, archived)
# TWICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Only your biological ones, though I'd imagine.
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)
# how do you evade bottles in everyday life and has it become somewhat of a dance?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:02, archived)
# "Do you ever snog, and if so, do you have videos available for download?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:02, archived)
# Dirty Rik!
You mean like the lovely Molly and Ali?
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:03, archived)
# Who, and URL?
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)
# oh they were sweet sweet snoggers
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)
# arf
In my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# GOD YEAH
any lesbian`ll do me so long as they don`t have an allergy to wank monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Chipmunks
Did you mind having your voices pitched up to a chipmunk's squeak on your records? I think they're ace but would have been better if the producer had not stooped to such a level in the name of novelty... You guys rock. Are you still recording?
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:02, archived)
# At Leeds Festival,
did any of my boiled sweets actually hit either of you? If not, did I even come close?
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:03, archived)
# when's the comeback tour?

I've got about 6 bottles of piss ready
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:03, archived)
# What Widgets do you whish you had invented?
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:03, archived)
# this ^^^^
and what do you think of objective C?
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)
# "Beauty is truth, truth beauty"
Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)
# is there any hidden meaning behind 'stick you'?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)
# "when will you go hardcore, like Charlotte Church?
and have you ever snogged?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Id like to ask them
What their alibi is?
(mrpaulo shaving the world, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)
# damn b3tan to it
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# do you want fries with that?
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# b3tan to it >_<
dam it
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)
# haha!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)
# which do you prefer?
tampons or towels?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# How many times a day do you say..
"Would you like fries with that?"
OR
"Would you like to go large for an extra 30p?"

Fraawww, I'd give you a large one for 30p!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Pepsi or coke?


When thrown at your heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)
#
Pepsi or Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:14, archived)
# They weren't rich or famous enough for that
they had to stick to Es down at Mutz Nutz.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)
# Isn't one them an artist or summat?
what kind of stuff do you paint/draw/other?

edit: it's quite possible that i imagined this fact... too much caffine, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Finally! A chance to find out
Was there any truth to the rumour that you were about 15 years older than you were supposed to be, and that one of you was 'discovered' working as a receptionist in your record company?

I mean, come on. You can tell us.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Crossed wires methinks
That was Lolly

(fact!)
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:52, archived)
# do you often mock facially disfigured people via song...?
I prefer to use pictures

*coughs*simon weston*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)
# What's it like being an international joke?
Does it make you cry at night?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Which came first?
Daphne's Lobotomy Or Celeste's?

EDIT: correct spelling of Lobotomy
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Pffft!
Tell me you meant "lobotomy".
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# lobotomy!
use your brain
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Steps, eh?
What was touring with Steps like? Does the image continue off-stage, or is it all swearing, punch-ups, drugs and minor homicide?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# yes ^^
who could you beat up out of steps? which member of s-club would you like to knock out or wee in their cornflakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:24, archived)
# who are you
What do you do? and who teh hell are you?
Why the ridiculous hats?
Why do you dance to bottles of piss?
Are you really like the cheeky girls?
Can i have a signed autograph?
so i can sell it to someone who knows you.
ta
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# "Make it 'To eBay' please"
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)
# after Leeds did you develop a mild attraction to bottles of urine?
and if I were to make Urian which would be evian mixed with urine would you be customers?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Do you still have a record deal?
If so, what the fuck are you talking to b3ta for?

*edit - Did you know, before you went on stage at Reading , that you were in for a golden shower? Did you secretly enjoy it? You seemed to!

Would either of you consider getting your fallopians out for 'Razzle' or the like? Have either of you ever done a rudie photo-shoot when you were now you are skint?

Do you have stage school backgrounds or were you drawn to music because you actually like it? If so what kind of stuff pushes your buttons at the moment, and who has been the greatest influence on your work thusfar?

Who is the hardest out of the two of you? How do you know? have you ever had a physical scrap? If so did either of you lose your top? If so how did the other one feel? Were you aroused at the sight of the other one sweating, panting and begging for mercy? (back in a minute - I have to pull myself to bits make sure the tiling in the bathroom has been done properly.)

Would either of you go out with a guy who liked your stuff?

Have either of you ever been stalked?

What would you say was the average age of your fans? Do you wish your stuff appealed to adults?

Do you think the trite crap you released has prevented you from a serious musical career?

Do you think 'Rain Or Shine' by 5 Star is, either;
a) a fantastic pop song, crying out for re-release by a girl/boyband

or

b) fucking awful

Have either of you shagged any dodgy 80's pop stars?

Would either of you accept a one-off role in The Bill?

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# This is a good question.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# ^^ This Multiplied by B3atie
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Would you ever team up with TATU for a foursome?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# /dreams
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
# ?
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# What is the IQ
of a didgeridoo?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# How do you feel about the economic state in North Korea?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# If you had a tree, what colour would you paint the trunk?
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# I'd paint it half green and half grey/blue,
so it would blend in with my garden. Then I'd just have a floating leaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# That's a good answer.

I'd paint it the same colour as it already was. All the time. Then whenever anyone leant on it, they'd get covered in paint.

No-one ever leans on trees in my garden
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Did they give you drugs?
If so, also please consider why ours is the worst named planet, when all the others have cool names.
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Did you fuck that H guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Bobby Sands?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# meat
How come the meat made from chicken is called "Chicken" but the meat made from Cows is called "Beef"? Hey?!
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Shit..
man.. that's fucking deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)
# yep
am still in a trance after writing it
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# It's because when the French came over in 1066, the English bred the animal and the French ate them
Hence the French words "bouef", "moutton" and "poule" (which is french for chicken, and sex doll) and is where we get the word "poultry," which is the real word for chicken meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)
# this man ^^^ is correct
can you do the planets one?^
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
# nope
does it involve the French?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Oi! Question wasn't to you!
you're not them! Unless you are?
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:22, archived)
# are you attached at the hip with glue toenail clippings surgically knitted into yourselves?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Put these in order, highest first, in terms of how much money you spend on them every week
Drugs, sexy underwear, bribes, corn flakes, sanitary products, Cillit Bang, your own CDS, mirrors, friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Would your life be better if you didn't have a glabella?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# I had my glabella swapped with my philtrum.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Nevilled!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)
# If you could have a good singing partner who would it be?
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Would you consider modelling
for the "High Class Art Magazine" I want to start?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)
# why is the word "Sausage"..
not pronouced "SauZage" is it should logically be?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)
# because we arent german
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:14, archived)
# "do you know where the other 7 Oliviers are, Daphne? did you eat them?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Pick one of the following for Super Powers
I) The Ability to Iron at super speed
II) The Ability to Identify Crisp Flavours
III) The Ability to Identify Trains at Great distances
IIII) An extra eye in your forehead that can change TV channels
IIIII) The ability to write decent lyrics

EDIT: Changed the oh so many spelling miss steaks

(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:14, archived)
# I want to see "Geat" distances
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Crips Falvours?
Cripple Falvours?
Cripple Vulvas?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha vegetable!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# What souveniers do you have
from your time as pop jesters (other than official merchandise) ?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:14, archived)
#
Explain why Japan began an expansionist policy at the end of the nineteenth century.
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
# if you search google image search and search for sexy time you get a picture of me on the first page...
...you're not there at all, how doesit feel to be beaten by a silly haired charmless man?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Search google for pig willy and i'm first
How do they feel about being beaten in pig williness by a dark haired cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# If you had a steamroller
what/who would you run over with it and why?

and also, what is your favourite sandwich? I'm hungry right now and can't stop thinking about sandwiches. Sandwiches sandwiches sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Do you like anal sex?
When was the last time you had it?
(steve317, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
# yesterd.....
oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# You are in a small white room
In the far corner there is a white door which is locked from the outside, to your left is a picture of eric clapton.

You have nothing on you but a slice of salami and a map to france.

You must get out before the chlorine gas builds up; What do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Oooh oooh I know!
Plug the gas hole with the salami, then make the road map into an origami ladder and bend the laws of physics by clibimg under the door. take the picture of Eric Clapton for wanking over later.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha."
Was my exact reaction to that.
(Mit, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Do you think that
your now lack of success and the fact that you drift aimlessly around doing bugger all might prompt you to change your name to Mary & Celeste ?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
# ARF
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)
# What do you do with your days?
Finish school? Work in a supermarket?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)
# when will you be making a reality tv come back?
like all the other useless pricks
(hamchicken&peas, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahha
(fistcount shite, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:22, archived)
# Stoats. Favourite animal for bestial pleasures or simply useful sex creatures?
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)
# One of you is named after a musical instrument, one is not.
How do you feel about this lack of continuity?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# This one time, at band camp...
I stuck a Daphne in my pussy.


He meowed and ran off.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:22, archived)
# have you ever killed a polar bear to survive?
then insulted its facial hair for a laugh?
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# if everyone died in some massive explosion apart from you two who were in a recording studio in a bomb shelter somewhere near tijuana, would you try and procreate and start a new world of daphne and celestites?
which leads me to my next question, which one of you is pre op?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# HAHAHA
last bit made me larf.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Where were you on the night of Friday, 2nd September 2005?
I'll know if you're lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# ok then
Did you ever feel the need to glass H from steps?
(fistcount shite, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# How much time have we got left?
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
#
If you had to choose, Mel or Kim?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
# one of them`s dead

.. still, it adds a sexy new slant to the question
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:22, archived)
# It
also adds a necrophelia slant to the question

/apologies for spelling
(fistcount shite, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)
# that may well be half the
reason I suggested the question! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)
# Sue, not Kim.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)
# If I took two
potatoes and carved them into the shape of your heads, would you buy them off me? Or at least accept them as curiously frightening gifts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
# What's your favourite slang word for penis?
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:22, archived)
# are you cephylon or pygidium girls?
if you haven't a clue what I'm trouting on about www.trilobites.info
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:24, archived)
# How do you feel about the wave of sticking you caused?
I was personally effected when, in late 2000 I was unexpectedly stuck. Before I had chance to react, my momma was also stuck.
Then, to my horror, my daddy also received an unwanted sticking.

How do you sleep at night? HOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)
# it's the tango ads all over again
some people just can't handle the responsibility of fame
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)
# ^^ This made me laugh like a loon on Laughing gas
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Are you okay?
Daphne and celeste, is everything ok? Really?
(kev.cc, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)
# My question would be:
In your song U.G.L.Y there is a lyric: "You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize"
Is this a comment on both the political and diplomatic aspects of the tensions that were building in the middle east?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:27, archived)
# what comes after z
in z list?
(spook, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)
# Daphne and Celeste
Arf
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:16, archived)
# best for anal pleasure.....
daddy or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)
# when you search for Daphne and Celeste in google image search you get a hairy bearded man
who took this picture and which one of you didn't shave that morning?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Far be it for me to question the integrity of your lyrics,
but is it really possible to "put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo" ?

If so, I need proof - names, dates, photographs etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)
# hahahhahahahahahah
and woo to their lyricist too.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)
# It sounds like Daphne and Celeste would fit in round here,
if only we weren't bigots who'd mock them all the time.
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:53, archived)
# What is your favourite cheese?
And have either of you tried to flog random items of your posession to pathetic fans over e-bay?
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Many women suffer in the world.
Are you against female suffrage?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
who did that? 4 non blondes?

/can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)
# I dont know
but i was in stitches at it. *googles*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:38, archived)
# The Man Show did it.
although i have never seen that in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)
# How much would I have to pay you
to wear Mort the Ostrich T-shirts?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)
# hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Dude, I am saving up.
I swear!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:11, archived)
# did you try and restart your career by merging into one entity and making a rock band called The Rasmus?
and did it all end the same way?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:34, archived)
# muhahhaahahh
You should just do the interview. (wear protection)
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Is this...
...the longest thread ever on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)
# I'm part of a four piece comedy band... will you be our security?
merely because all bottles of piss would be directed at you
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)
# My mother is dead.
How do you think that made me feel when I heard your terrible song about "sticking" her?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Arf.
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)
# what would you rather have?
a monkey butler (can make you tea)

or

a tail? (imagine. a dragons tail. or perhaps a scorpions tail.)
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Question:
In your semenal work, U.G.L.Y., was there a specific person in the world to whom you were saying had no alibi for the state of their clearly horriffic face?


yes, I knwo seminal is spelled incorrectly, you pedantic misfits
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)
# How did I get this rash?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)
# What are your top three fave' tropical diseases?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)
#
Did you design daphneandceleste.com and if so how long did it take you to come up with the idea of a blank page with the words 'catch', 'you' and 'later' and implement it?
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)
# have you ever thought of making your own pasta sauces?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)
# Did you know that your names rhyme with that of famous ghost ship the Marie Celeste?
Do you know why the Marie Celeste was famous?

Divide 785 by 14.

Why did WW1 start?

What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut?

Do you have a favourite colour? Is it pink?

edit: oops, sorry, posted in the wrong place
*belms*

ooh, another question:

Do you know what belming is?

and:

Have you ever met Status Quo?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Their fansite is called
"Up Your Butt With a Coconut"

Not a question, more of a statement.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Smell my cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)
# *does so*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)
# what would you rather be?
a pirate?
a ninja?
a monkey?
a pirate ninja?
a robot?
someone who can fire lazers from their eyes?
glue?
jennifer lopez's fanny pad?
a ninja fanny pad with lazers for eyes?
god?
Pirate Ninja god?
Pirate ninja god with lazers for eyes?

or d) all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)
# asphinctersayswhat?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:44, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:57, archived)
# you're a sphincter
that's what
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:06, archived)
# oh no
/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Is Family Guy funny,
or just a poor Simpsons rip-off?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)
# What's your favourite joke?
Not including your careers, of course.
(TheCastrator, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Do you know any jokes about yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)
# having been a popular beat combo who had some slight success in the UK popular music charts...
Daddy or Chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Pork Scratchings or Frazzles?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)
# do you leik horsies?
*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)
# If I were to give you a kidney
how would you cook it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Had you ever heard of B3ta in your life
before you were asked for an interview here?

If not - and be honest - what do you think a b3ta is and how would you wear one?


(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Do you like the crazy frog?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Now that your career(s) are over
are you intending to admit that you are actually a pair of middle-aged midget drag artists?

For the record, I've always known but it only made me love you more. So much so, that I actually emptied my bottle first and aimed high.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:45, archived)
# If you were in Celebrity Big Brother, which would get voted out first?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:46, archived)
# What would you have done differently...
...if you were in charge of the Iraq war?

...if you had your careers again?

...if you were born male?

...if you were good at singing?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Do you like my picture?
Do you want to make it happen FOR REAL?

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:47, archived)
# In the Israeli Palestine conflict
who are the goodies and who are the baddies?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:47, archived)
# if hell is other people,
why is green?
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:48, archived)
# i can smell purple
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)
# I can hear
the taste of blue.

Still eating chewits? Haven't you reached some sort of sugary critical mass yet?

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:55, archived)
# NEVER
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)
# are you
trying to do the live on blue chewits for a week thing they were always on about in the newsletter a while ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:06, archived)
# no
i just really like chewits
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:13, archived)
# i can locate red with toes alone
not necesarially my own toes either
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:59, archived)
# toblerone?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:05, archived)
# toblersomeoneelses...
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:06, archived)
# does the 'success' of Ant and Dec, another happless duo of talentless media retards,
give you hope or make you depressed?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:48, archived)
# good one
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:13, archived)
# have either of you had any children?

What's your opinion on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here?

Do your siblings have a similar aptitude for singing?

Which of you is the sexiest?

When was the last time you saw each other?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)
# I once didn't buy all of your music.
This isn't a question I just didn't like it.
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Dave has the hat thing, and Doc G knows all about robots and the future
what's your gimmick?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)
# if time was running backwards then your career would now be on the rise
how would you go about reversing time?
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)
# A bam-badaloobap
a-bam-bam-hey! Scoobedelly-doo-wap?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)
# If you weren't so nihilistic, what furry animal would you wish to be reincarnated as?
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)
# If you had to eat an endangered animal, which one would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:52, archived)
# How much
wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had something like ADD and was all smacked up on crack and caffiene and really enjoyed throwing
wood around the place because he's a crazy little freak of a thing with nothing better to do with his pitiful, wretched existence?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:53, archived)
# 14
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)
# do you sometimes lie awake at night, wondering how life turned out the way it has...
one minute you're a happy scamp, scampering around scampishly, dreaming your big dreams with wide eyed nievety and enjoying all the lemonade you can fit into your mouth, the next you're an over weight 36 year old man who finds no joy in anything in the world except the slim hope that someone somewhere might also be experiencing the torment of having failed so miserable in their efforts to achieve anything or leave any sort of mark on someone else's life?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Daphne, does it annoy you when people call you Celeste?
Celeste, do you "twin-up" for sex?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)
# i want to know
have you been TOTALLY UNABLE TO FUNCTION because of problems with your teeth, mouth or dentures?
(1) ....never
(2) ....hardly ever
(3) ....occasionally
(4) ....fairly often
(5) .... very often

orhave you felt that life in general was LESS SATISFYING because of problems with your teeth, mouth or
dentures?
(1) ....never
(2) ....hardly ever
(3) ....occasionally
(4) ....fairly often
(5) .... very often
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)
# How would you rate your recent
overnight stay at Holiday Inn?

Friendliness of staff?
[ ] Fat
[ ] Frightening like an old scary tiger
[ ] Emulsive
[ ] Like a Sphinx with a hat

Cleanliness of room?
[ ] Somewhat toxic
[ ] I'm A Celebrity, Rotate Me Three Degrees To The Left!
[ ] Like having seven NGages forced up my nose
[ ] Reverse! REVERSE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:02, archived)
# EMULSIVE!
*emulsifies with terrifying rapidity*
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:03, archived)
# *cha cha slides*
*rotates you three degrees to the right* *panics*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Hurrah!
*steals all of teh chewitses and dumps them into a hot cup of really strong tea for an insanely sugary caffienated headrush*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:10, archived)
# Imagine if
you had a cannon so powerful it could fire, like, an entire country into space. Like Spain or Greece. Imagine that! Now imagine you could use that cannon to fire sandwich toppings at the moon, like coleslaw! Or Tuna mayo! Or Coronation Chicken! Imagine that, you could fire them so fast at the moon it would probably smash it into pieces! Amazing! What's your favourite song?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Can you play a musical instrument?
If so - play American Pie.

*waits*

*throws 20p*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Was "I love your sushi" about lezzy licks?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:00, archived)
# They seem to have a total fucking disrespect for sumo.
Those guys train hard - and they don't eat burgers, shitty egg crap more like. And they do all this for a life in a stable. Sumo is beautiful, and D&C piss all over their tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Ou est
le chat?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:00, archived)
# je ne sais pas
mais le singe est dans l'arbre
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:10, archived)
# Christ your management was shit
Here's a photo of the crowd at Reading festival:
www.redpenguin.net/bandphotos/photos/Daphne%20and%20Celeste%20at%20Leeds%20Festival%2026-08-2000%2002.jpg

Did you sack them for booking you into such an inapropriate gig?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Rumour has it
that they were never officially booked, they just went around telling everyone they were playing. The organisers gave in - perhaps they thought it would be a laugh. Which it was.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:11, archived)
# ?
Did you watch "spackers say no" on the telly last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:03, archived)
# What I don't get with that one is it doesn't exclude other parties.
Surely "only spackers say no" would work? That way it works.
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:27, archived)
# I really want to link up with you
(bub, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:04, archived)
# what would you recommend the most
fighting paul mckenna with wasps
or
dodging through scunthorpe at right angles?
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:05, archived)
# In just
three words, describe the reaction of a cougar if you attacked it with fireworks

Also, do you think they'll ever invent a cannon powerful enough to fire a cougar to the moon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Is the one on the right....
...a glove puppet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:10, archived)
# Do you think the addition
of an overweight programmer would breath new life into your group?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:12, archived)
#
*breathe
(bub, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:17, archived)
# *hyperventilates*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:20, archived)
# Whats your favourite planet?
Mine's the Sun. I guess thats why they call me whiskers.
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Will you
please, please, please do a cover version of "Run For The Hills" by Iron Maiden for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:16, archived)
# that would be the best
thing EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:17, archived)
# That or
"Tour De France" by Kraftwerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:18, archived)
# Do you have a career in Japan?
so cleverly worded....
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:16, archived)
# When they "got bottled by everyone"
was it in the same woods as Big Brothers Kinga???
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:20, archived)
# I drewed a picture of
the two of you finding some cats in a box. Do you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:23, archived)
# I like it
I like it very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 16:41, archived)
# who are you?
(riedacher_bertram, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:23, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 19:34, archived)
# If you were ever in a catchily-written headline, would the word molest be used to rhyme with Celeste? And how would it read?
(JPaddy, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:24, archived)
#
Are you disappointed that you don't have your own Wikipedia entry?
(basstard, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:28, archived)
# For both...
...Does it matter if the 'collar' matches the 'cuff'?
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:29, archived)
# School's out
Any chance of a lesbian comeback tour a la Tatu?
(richey, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:34, archived)
# When I was younger
I could swear that I had an "art" magazine with the twins from "fun house" making an appearance... did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:35, archived)
# When you state that the aformentioned party has "Facial hair like a polar bear"
Did you take into account that they may have, in fact, been a polar bear? Also, did either of you get malled? What was the polar bear's name? Did you choose fight or flight? If so, where did you flee to? What is your stance on polar bears? Better or worse than normal bears? If you were to ship a polar bear elsewhere, would it still be a polar bear? What if you were on an island and were attacked by a polar bear- would you react in the same way as previously mentioned or in an entirely new fashion? Do you watch Lost? What is your opinion on Lost? Do you think that they will ever escape? What's happened to Jack's father? Why is he turning down the requests for a bit of bumming? Is he gay? Scared of commitment? Have you downloaded the other episodes from the internet or do you stay faithful to channel 4?

Now to the statement of "stick you"...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Dear Daphne And Celeste:
Looking at the photos of people throwing projectiles and swearing during your performance at Leeds, I felt rather sorry for you. Equally though, it was clearly the wrong scene to attempt a come-back tour, and was obviously a very misguided decision.

That brings me to my question: Were you retarded from birth or is it a recent event?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 16:58, archived)