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# *picks up tesco value toothpaste*
*puts it down again*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# It'll look like jizz.
Why can't they make black toothpaste?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# point being...
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Actually if I reach behind me there's a pot of india ink.
*contemplates*
No, no, no, no.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Maybe if I mix the toothpaste with the ink...
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# if it dont wash off
do you want to have an inky beard tomoro? OF COURSE!
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:07, archived)