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[challenge entry] Communion as you'd want it

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(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:49, archived)
# I spot a logical flaw.
"Eat of this chocolate, for it is my body." Surely he'd've melted in the strong Middle Eastern sunshine.

yeah, right, as if Christiantity is logically sound already...

PS: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# is that the *only* logical flaw you can spot in the bible?
go re-read it, please ;)

(another way to get people to embrace the bible)
(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Please notice
my small footnote :cD
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Jesus wasn't brown?!?


woo to the pic btw
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Maybe a Milky Bar more than a Galaxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Pfffft!
That was an Alan Partridge quote in case you thought I was actually that perverse
/shuffles off
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Ah.
Sorry for being non-Partridgeified.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Come round
we can watch both series' over Bovril and Pringles
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# I'm still starting off
with the original "On The Hour" radio show on BBC7 Tuesdays.

but Bovril, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# I think he is described as
'fair of skin' in teh King James version. Before all the translations the original text probably said something like 'black as the ace of spades'.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:02, archived)
# It's political correctness gone mad...
another one
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Pffft!
Spits wine on monitor. Monitor sulks and goes off to contemplate revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# carefull
that straw could have someones eye out!
(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:54, archived)