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(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 17:55, archived)
# Excelent.
That will have them flocking to church :D
(iamatree, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 17:56, archived)
# or tossing their bibles away in the street willy-nilly
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 17:57, archived)
# 8/10 for design
0/10 for relevance, cool shit tho.
(skitzo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 17:57, archived)
# I dunno, I reckon the church would do pretty well if they got rid of all that religious talk
In all fairness, the reason it's so unpopular is because the bibles so outdated.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 17:58, archived)
# I can think of quite a few reasons why it's unpopular
cold and boring being the first two that spring to mind..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# There's thousands
I tried to count them once, then I just realised it was pretty much "whatever excludes fun".
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 18:03, archived)
# and experiencing the profound truth of our existence.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Yes, that too.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 18:31, archived)
# also sunday mornings
are they for real?
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# I'm slow..

is your name taken from the stone roses song? :)

just wondering
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Indeed it is!
You wonder well.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 17:59, archived)
# huzzah..tops :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 18:00, archived)
# *applauds*
Are you well squire?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 18:00, archived)
# after my killer migraine today..I am now :)

I think I shall get drunk in about 2 hrs :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Hurrah!
Heres to the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# I like it!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 17:59, archived)
# Thank god there is an environmentaly save
way to get rid of your bible now. I always thought: "I'd throw it away, but will that affect the environment?"

W/Y/H for that....
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Fri 16 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Could that possibly be
a bible trasher?
(HolyHolley, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 19:52, archived)