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so pleased

I've always had my vodka with lemonade or orange juice!!

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:16, archived)

lemonade and orange juice

are both actually made from pelican gullet. Little known fact.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:18, archived)

Phew, that's okay

I'm on a highly selective vegetarian-ish diet but pelican gullet is the best source of Vitamin Namboosa, so my doctor says I'm allowed it thrice weekly. And yes my doctor is half Zulu

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:23, archived)

my ex-landlord

was african. His name was Doctor Abi. We found his tribal outfit in the loft and dressed up in it when drunk.

I stole it when we left. I think it might be cursed - am I bad?

Who wants to see a pic?

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:33, archived)

yayoose! I do!!

actually if you have predictor text on your mobile phone and just press buttons randomly, non stop, you can actually write messages in Zulu. But sometimes they come out Russian-ish.
I've got the URL of an english to zulu translator site if anyone wants it...
lexica.epiuse.co.za/CyberTrans.html

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:46, archived)

post the pic! post the pic!

Is it as good as the doctor?

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AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:47, archived)

back from lunch

will post pic soon...

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)

tribal me

Underneath the tribal gear you can just make out my LA Lakers Basket Ball shirt. I ordered 3 of them when drunk with personalised names on the back. I cost me £160. I should not be allowed near the internet when drunk with credit card.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:05, archived)

wow!

and you still have that outfit? Can we all borrow it? Maybe a b3ta fancy dress party?

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AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:23, archived)

I do, I dooo oo hooo hooo (orange soda (Kenan and Kel (gag)))

yes the outfit came with me when I moved. I just had to have it. It is huge and does not fit anyone.

You may borrow it, but you must respect it also.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:28, archived)