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# I'm not sorry
click (nsfw)

mod edit: well I'm sorry - that's not safe for work
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Yuk!
That is disgusting.

*shudders*
(Mr. P, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:06, archived)
# Whaddayagot against proboscis monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Nothing really. Its just a bit sick.
Actually...where can I get one? Can you stroke them?
(Mr. P, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:09, archived)
# In Borneo and I don't know
www.sarawaktourism.com/proboscis.html
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:16, archived)
# i'm more concerned by the relative hairlessness...
...than the monkeycock.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:09, archived)
# Well, that might not be a bad thing.
Smooth to the touch.
(Mr. P, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:10, archived)
# I think
they call them "smoothies"
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Smoothies?
Ah! Thats why that happened. Was in Costa last week and asked for a smoothy. That might explain why the old lady fainted and I was dragged in to a dark room.
(Mr. P, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:14, archived)
# and you woke up
with no pubes and a REALLY sore bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:29, archived)
# ick.
i like hair and fur and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:12, archived)
# and the idea of eyes down there doesn't concern you?
GAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:13, archived)
# not at all.
years ago i annoyed the mom of a friend of mine when she overheard me telling him i wanted to yank out sandy duncan's glass eye and have her give me a winkjob.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:16, archived)
# "winkjob"?
now I HAVE heard everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:24, archived)
# a hole is a hole.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:27, archived)
# I'll keep that in mind if I ever have a colostomy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:28, archived)
# sicko!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:29, archived)
# oh god i just cum
(Hairy Midget, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:37, archived)
# ahhahhahahah
 
TANLINES!

*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:11, archived)