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# Get pencilling...
...pencil bitch!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# You should be aware:
I hurl sharpened pencils with deadly accuracy.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# no sharpened pencil can compare to the morning
I've had. I had to have scar tissue scraped off of my eyeball with a sharpened surgical implement, while conscious.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Ooh! Ooh!
I had that done, too! Me, Me!

Let's just say I have an accurate frame of reference for the phrase "It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Exactly.
I'm worried though - the doctor warned me that when the numbing drops wear off, I'm in for some serious pain.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)
# hahahaha!!
Reminds me of a time I had toothache and a long meeting, and genuinely felt I'd rather be having my teeth drilled...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)