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# It being monday and all...
I had a go at making the biggest midget gem in the world.
Rah! First post!

Edit : From previous messing around with gummi bears -

(p_headless_g, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:54, archived)
# thats some good lurkage
and wow to huge gummi bear block!
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:57, archived)
# bloody very bloody good lurkerage
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:58, archived)
# by god that`s impressive!
god I used to love midget gems before becoming veggie

have you eaten it yet, or tried?

edit: although flickr seems to have shat its pance

"Error
The database is too busy"

ahh those halcyon days
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:57, archived)
# now there's a question
have you come across any fruit pastilles of late? a mate tells me they're veggie now, but they have been known to lie.

fllikr took AGES to load, so not surprise it gone bybye
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:04, archived)
# that`s worth investigating cos I loved them too
I shall check "aisap", as a wanker I used to work with used to say
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Oi!
For someone who's 'very busy' you're on here a hell of a lot. Get back to work!

;)

/How rude of me - woo to the midget gem project!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:06, archived)
# hmmm
you`re right

spank me! SHPANK MEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Have you sent it out
to the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:57, archived)
# top lurkage sir!
and thats a big midget gem, did it taste as good as i think?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:58, archived)
# all i got was
"flickr is experiencing some minor indegestion at the moment..."

how big is this fucking midget gem?

edit: ah - now i see it. top work there sir. woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:59, archived)
# This big
*holds hands apart at correct distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:00, archived)
# must be a good 4 or 5 inches tall

edit: then again, I have a 14 inch cock...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:00, archived)
# praps I could mate it with my Bantam?
Get some good eggs then
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:03, archived)
# Beadle
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:12, archived)
# mmm gammy+withered hand porn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Thats awesome
But before you eat it carefully carve it into something - suggestions anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:59, archived)
# a goose
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:00, archived)
# slice it like brie
mmmm brie
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:01, archived)
# try and make it like that clay model of lionel richie's head
in that music video, where the blind woman feels his face then sculpts it
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:01, archived)
# Helloooooooooooooo...
Is it me your looking for?

Which is ironic since shes blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:07, archived)
# yep
and then at the end the sculpture is fucking shit too, but he doesn't say anything because he feels sorry for her the patronising twunt. She's walking round thinking she's doing all this great 'art', but as soon as she is gone it's all straight in the bin.
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:10, archived)
# sweet
baby jesus, now do a picture set of you eating it.
(Mr That's Shit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Tastes like sugary-doom.
I was so proud of my accomplishment that I sent it out to the newsletter at the same time.

It tastes exactly like a gummi bear. Except sweeter. And a bit more evil.

If anyone can think of a way to carve it into a rude shape without ruining it (it's still sticky as hell) then I'm open to suggestions.
(p_headless_g, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:02, archived)
# freeze it
and then an electric drill!

.. swaza`s suggestion up thonder ^ is tops
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Carve it into hundreds of Gummi Bear shapes!

You know you want to, now...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Nazi Bears!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:11, archived)
# That's mad!
Very good first post!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:11, archived)
# EAT IT!!
We must know how it tastes!

woo, yay and houpla for effort and execution!
(Nandurius, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:14, archived)