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# More condom conundrums...

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(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:58, archived)
# Haha!
I'm enjoying these :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:59, archived)
# Thats
Right... Cause no one wears them


But: Woo and YAY! on the pics.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:00, archived)
# that's a lie. i'm wearing one right now.
*checks*

sorry, i'm wearing two right now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:12, archived)
# I just don't get these.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:04, archived)
# I understood the drunk girl in a bed one
but this one's beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:05, archived)
# I read that one as a drug-rape "joke"
 
but I'm pretty sure I misinterpreted it.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:07, archived)
# i thought i detected a penile bulge on her.
but i see cock everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:11, archived)
# This should clear up the confusion:
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:14, archived)
# Oooh stop, you're turning me on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:15, archived)
# O yay...
chicks with dicks,
or dicks with tits...
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:38, archived)
# I thought it was a severed rat head.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:19, archived)
# and now i touch myself and shout obscenities.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:15, archived)
# BOB SAGET!
 
ungh...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:16, archived)
# hail satan!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:21, archived)
# "It's almost time when the time is here,
the time that's only once a year.

We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near -
a Woodland Critter Christmas!"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:45, archived)
# i heart xmas.
it's the best day of the year to go for a walk, as no-one's ever on the streets except for other social outcasts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:52, archived)
# That would be me.
Its the one time out of the year that I have to cook cause nothing is open.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:53, archived)
# i love to cook.
but humans give me the angers, so i avoid them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:55, archived)
# FUCK SALT!
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:25, archived)
# more of a "bludging condom" theme
than anything offering chuckles or mirth - sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:06, archived)
# What's a bludging condom?
 
Used, broken, novelty, flavoured, ribbed, studded, textured, or vibrating, I could understand...

edit: I forgot "jumbo".
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:08, archived)
# condom you can work out on your own
Bludging: avoiding work, goldbricking, skivving it, lazy in a work capacity
(a good Aussie word!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:09, archived)
# No, I know what bludging means
 
(common usage in NZ too).. I just don't see how it can apply to a condom?

A "bludger" is not just lazy, but also profits from the work of others (originally from "bludgeoner", or pimp, 19th c.).
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:14, archived)
# not only is Herve a bludger...
he's claustrophobic as well
- he has morbid fear of small dark places & spaces (as well as work!)!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:20, archived)
# Aha.
 
Sorry it took me so long, it's after 5pm here, and I've had about seven hours sleep in the last three days.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:25, archived)
# Too much b3ta?
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:44, archived)
# Insomnia, and shitty TV.
 
If I had a computer at home, I don't know when I'd sleep...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:46, archived)
# Its all about the
'free' wifi...
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:48, archived)